words of advice

[missioncontrol]

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Thanks Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

 

[PetitMorte]

No officer, I don't know how fast I was going.  But I do know how low I was flying....

[Stingray]

Have you ever shot anyone with this? (as you remove his gun from it's holster)

-S

[missioncontrol]

bad cop, no donut......

[Stingray]

You got a mighty purty mouth, officer.

-S

[JB]

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

[Q*Bert_OP]

NEVER SAY TO A COP



12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?

         " You probably shouldn't respond with,

         "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"


 

 

[geomartin]

I live in a rural town and actually asked an officer who nailed me doing 42 in a 30mph zone down the street from my house "Why you bothering me on my way to Grandmas on Easter Sunday when you know all the kids in town drag race and do donuts on this street every Friday and Saturday night?"  His response...I kid you not..."We don't do traffic enforcement after 5:30pm."

The local revenuers at work!