Author Topic: i just found a really comfortable position at my desk (Read 2103 times)

dogg0 · « **on:** July 28, 2005, 09:10:37 am »

i slouch all the way down in my chair so my neck can rest against the top of the back of the chair. then i roll my chair all the way under the desk so i can rest my elsbow on the desk. I stretch my legs out, and I just took a 10 minute nap!

Stingray · « **Reply #1 on:** July 28, 2005, 09:15:54 am »

I always wear the kind of shoes that i can slip on and off at work. At any given moment I have my shoes off and my feet up on a box under my desk. It ain't the recliner at home, but it's not bad.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #2 on:** July 28, 2005, 09:21:53 am »

You're both fired.

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #3 on:** July 28, 2005, 09:22:09 am »

i never wear shoes at work, i always take them off as soon as i get in my office lol. im barefoot right now

Clonedsheep · « **Reply #4 on:** July 28, 2005, 03:19:27 pm »

My boss is cool. He dresses as crappy as I do to come to work. Tanktop, jean shorts and sandals. I sell memory and CPU's so I don't see the public. Southern Cali baby it's hot.

whammoed · « **Reply #5 on:** July 28, 2005, 04:23:45 pm »

Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding"

hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...

ChadTower · « **Reply #6 on:** July 28, 2005, 04:26:42 pm »

Carrot Top?

Bob Goldthwait?

whammoed · « **Reply #7 on:** July 28, 2005, 04:35:48 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 04:26:42 pm

Carrot Top?

Bob Goldthwait?

nope

Sephroth57 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 28, 2005, 04:44:53 pm »

yeah, your mom found a comfortable position UNDER my desk

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** July 28, 2005, 04:46:51 pm »

He makes her hold the plugs in the wall while she's down there. No sense losing access to the forum.

Q*Bert_OP · « **Reply #10 on:** July 28, 2005, 05:27:42 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on July 28, 2005, 09:21:53 am

You're both fired.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #11 on:** July 28, 2005, 11:46:30 pm »

Quote from: whammoed on July 28, 2005, 04:23:45 pm

Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding"
hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...

Emo Phillips.

It's not what I'd call "crackly", more "singsong"

monkeybomb · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2005, 12:24:04 am »

If it is Rossane Barr than it is disturbing.

whammoed · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2005, 09:26:02 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on July 28, 2005, 11:46:30 pm

Quote from: whammoed on July 28, 2005, 04:23:45 pm
Thats nothing, I sit in a big bowl of pudding at work, now thats comfy!
anyway, 10 points to whoever names the comedian with the line:
"She told me to make myself comfortable, so I pulled down my pants and sat in the pudding"
hint: think of it with a weird crackly voice...

Emo Phillips.

It's not what I'd call "crackly", more "singsong"

Ding!
yeah, singsong, thats it. I'll throw in an extra 5 points for misleading you.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2005, 11:03:36 pm »

There certainly aren't a whole lot of comedians talking about sitting in pudding.

I had a friend who went on a date with him once. I thought she was a step away from going insane, but I got to meet him before they went out, and he's a pretty normal (and funny) guy in real-life as well. He'd have been TONS more popular if he'd have dropped the stupid voice and simply went with his material.

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** July 30, 2005, 04:07:27 am »

I heard Dice make a joke about sticking his dick in the Jello once.

RayB · « **Reply #16 on:** July 30, 2005, 09:49:28 pm »

Where is Emo these days? Last thing he did was voice over for a commercial, and then he dropped off the face of the planet. I used to love his comedy. Real twisted stuff. ("My sister wanted a birthday gift she would never forget, so I got her chemotherapy")

Anyways, so yeah, uhh every job I've worked I've gone shoeless. Even at the one company where most of the employees were conservative CS engineers building some banking networks. They thought I was weird.

Stingray · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2005, 09:35:24 am »

Life's too short to wear shoes inside.

-S

ChadTower · « **Reply #18 on:** August 01, 2005, 03:22:51 pm »

I show up with shoes, but by the end of the day I've lost them both up someone's ass. So I go home with no shoes.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #19 on:** August 01, 2005, 06:55:54 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on August 01, 2005, 03:22:51 pm

I show up with shoes, but by the end of the day I've lost them both up someone's ass. So I go home with no shoes.

That's gotta be great come tax time. You DO get to deduct those as work-related expenses, right?


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