embarrasing moments *Updated 12:20 with new pantsing story*

[dogg0]

please post embarrasing moments here:

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Well, this one time...at Band Camp....

[Sephroth57]

i clicked on this thread expecting something good to read

[ChadTower]

i clicked on this thread expecting something good to read

Awesome.

[dogg0]

I was in highschool, must've been junior year and the middle of wrestling season. I was in between classes and went to the boys locker room to check my weight. I am in the wrestling locker room (which attaches to the boys locker room) and after checking my weight, i sit down in my boxershorts and white t shirt, i then decide to fart. It is pretty obvious what happens next when I accidentally poop my pants!!!! Ok, no big deal, I was the only one in the locker room. I had to leave the wrestling locker room and go the main locker room to finish going to the bathroom though, after that I throw out my under pants, and (stupidly) walk back to the wrestling locker room with only a t-shirt on (completely bottomless). There is still no one in the locker room except me, only i accidentally got locked out of the wrestling locker room... right as I am standing outside the door, an entire gym class enters the boys locker room (WHY? i have no idea), and sees me standing outside the wrestling door with my penis hanging out!!! I manage to quickly pick the door open with my finger and jump inside the wrestling locker room to escape. BUT theres more... I cut my finger in the process and almost fainted when I was alone in the locker, ok thats basically it. Pretty bad, huh? soiled pants, being caught naked, and cutting myself badley in one story!!

[dogg0]

i clicked on this thread expecting something good to read

Awesome.

sorry took me a while to type it up.

also, in third grade I once called my teacher Mom! that was pretty embarresing too

[Sephroth57]

lmao at naked in gym

[ChadTower]

Dude was embarassed that someone saw his ass in a locker room?  I don't get it, that happens every day and is expected.  Hell, in our high school locker room, we had some really messed up things that went on, that would be nothing.

[Sephroth57]

well when i was in HS u never saw more than boxers... no one actually showers in school anymore

[dogg0]

the thing was that, it was an ENTIRE gym class walking through the locker room, boys, girls, and teacher. please try to imagine me standing there with only a white t-shirt on

[Goz]

There was this one time I got my weiner stuck in the vacuum cleaner.......

Doofie rules!

ok now this post counts as one of those moments.

-Goz

[Sephroth57]

please try to imagine me standing there with only a white t-shirt on

umm ill pass thanks....

someone tell tommy about this thread he would enjoy this =P

[ChadTower]

well when i was in HS u never saw more than boxers... no one actually showers in school anymore

Oh man, there was some really messed up stuff in some of ours.

[tommy]

The day chad became a member at BYOAC.....

I should stop with this now, i'm sorry. No more outa me no matter what he says. 

This is not healthy. 

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Two moments stand out for me:

1) When I was in HS, I passed an accident on the driving into class. Someone had obviously died, as they were covered with a white sheet. Upon chatting with several other people later in the day, it came up and I turned to this kid and off-the-cuff said , "Have you ever seen anyone die?" and he said, "Yeah, my dad." I felt like an ass. Apologized and didn't talk for about a month. (Which is a record I will never achieve again)

2) Drunk as hell in college, walking home from the bars. I jump behind a bush to hide from my friends. They come walking by and I started shaking the bush, yelling "I'm a Bush Man, I'm a Bush Man!" (As in a man made of shrubbery!)....I was saying it kinda' slurred, so it came out more like I was saying, "I'm a Bushmen, I'm a Bushmen!" (as in those that inhabit the Kalahari, which is not how my drunken mind had intended it).

At this point, I fail to notice that my friends had already passed by, so when I jump out immediately after saying, "I'm a Bushmen!" for the last time, I'm staring into the face of four of the biggest black dudes this side of East Detroit. (I lived in Detroit, btw). At that point, I just closed my eyes and waited for the beat-down, but they walked on by and I lived to tell the tale.


mrC

[dogg0]

lmao!!!!!!!

[mr.Curmudgeon]

For about half a season there were two guys whose pregame ritual was to have a yanking contest, first one to the finish line wins and yes there was a judge.

 

I am so glad that I never went to this school. That is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.

The worst it ever got in our football locker room was this one kid would wait for you to lather up the shampoo in your hair, so you'd have your eyes locked tight...and he'd piss on your leg. It'd take like 10-15 secs. before anyone would notice and we'd all be holding back laughter.

Another thing he'd do, which I still think it REALLY funny, is after you lathered your hair and had started rinsing it out, he'd quietly stand over you and continue to lightly pour shampoo over your head. Most people would frantically rinse the seemingly never-ending stream of suds while keeping their eyes closed the entire time. We'd try to establish records for how long we could get whatever "new kid" joined the team to keep rinsing, before he'd finally figure it out. It's great.


mrC

[dogg0]

i also accidentally said i love you to my 3rd grade teacher, i mustve been really tired or something

[ChadTower]

This guy seriously needed a hug from his mommy when he was a kid.

[dogg0]

that might be true, but i would rather that, than witness a jerk off competition!!!! lol, i'm just messing around

[pointdablame]

i also accidentally said i love you to my 3rd grade teacher, i mustve been really tired or something

3rd grade was a rough year for you eh?

[ChadTower]

Hey, I didn't have to watch, I usually had my pads on and was on the ice before it got that far.  Showing up early to avoid the craziness...

[dogg0]

this is my friend, NOT me, but still very funny:

 I had told this girl at work that I really really liked her friend
 but I didnt think anything of it because it was about a week before classes were over
 so one night I was eating a 747 [hot wings] by myself
and drinking like a ton of mountain dew and I had the shits really really bad
 but I didnt care because it was just me and my roommates
so the girl from work comes over with her friend after the bars
and she is all over me and I have to take a ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- every ---smurfing--- 5 minutes
 and it was 1 floor apartment so the bathrooom ---smurfing--- reeeks
and I keep going to the bathroom finally when my stomache has ntohing left in it I come out and she passes out on my bed
I cant wake her up for ---steaming pile of meadow muffin--- and I never see her again

[ChadTower]

Hey, at least he left her alone after she passed out... too many of the guys I knew in college wouldn't have bothered trying and did it anyway.

[Bones]

Mine happened October last year while on the way to Phillip Island with a mate to see the MotoGP. To get there was a 1000km road trip and we took the Kombi.

When I awoke the morning we were to depart my stomach was not well. We are about 2-3 hours into the trip and the tummy is really starting to hurt.

We stopped at McDonalds for a break and a filthy burger. Before leaving I stopped at the Macca

[Sephroth57]

LOL, sharting is definately hillarious

[mr.Curmudgeon]

I am proud to say that I have never "shart" myself. Yet. Maybe I just have amazing sphincter control or a good sense of when it's bound to happen. *keeps fingers crossed.*

[ChadTower]

I have, a couple of times, but always in the middle of a heavy squat workout.  There's something about having 400+lb across your shoulders in a deep squat that just makes that happen on rare occasion.

BTW, hint for the future:  when your stomach is that bad, don't eat fast food.  Chicken and egg situation, bro.

[Bones]

BTW, hint for the future: when your stomach is that bad, don't eat fast food. Chicken and egg situation, bro.

BTW, hint for the future. I you are lifting something that is so heavy it makes you crap yourself you may want to re-think your pastime.

[ChadTower]

Yes, I suppose one could compare eating enough fast food to destroy one's digestive integrity to a beneficial excercise of strength building.

If that one is you.

[Bones]

 

[crashwg]

When I was in fourth grade I used to wear these pants that were kinda wierd.  They had these two tabs on either side that you would velcro in the middle and that's what would hold up the pants.  Well, one day, the velcro was making my stomach itch (as usual) so I left them undone.  I think you know where this is going...  I got called uppon and stood up to answer whatever the question was and down they went.  There where my tighty whities for the whole class to see!   

If I recall correctly, I immediatly sat down and the teacher moved on to another student or perhaps a different subject alltogether. 

[dogg0]

lmao

i once got "pantsed" at a track meet!

complete story. I was only on the track team my freshman year, partly because of this. I hope people know what those little track shorts are, but if you don't know, they are very short, and are lined like a male bathing suit. On this particular day, it was very hot so I had taken off my shirt so all i had on was these little shorts, and I don't know if this is normal or not, but no underpants at all.

so I was standing in from of a girl who was sitting indian style, and i think the rest of the track team was behind me boarding the bus. Well, at this point my "friend" comes from behind and pulls down my track shorts. I don't know if he knew i was "free-balling" but, the girl in from of me got a full frontal showing and the rest of the team got to see my --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules--! what a great day! i actually didn't care that much, and was only mildly embarrased, but i still think it belongs in this thread.

[GadgetGeek]

State Fair beer tent with buddies.  Came back with two beers (one for each hand).  Since my hands were full, one of the guys decided that was a perfect time to pants me.  Without flinching, I squated down, set down both beers, pulled my shorts back up and picked both beers back up.  They had a good laugh and I was enough beers into it that it didn't seem to phase me that much.

[ChadTower]

Eh, pantsing is barely anything if you're a guy.  Dude pantsed me once in the lunchline in 7th grade, down to the tighty whities.  I was the new kid in school with the Quebecois accent.  People laughed, but I didn't pull my pants back up for at least 3 minutes when the lunch lady would not give me my chicken patty sandwich unless I had pants on.

[dogg0]

one day at work, i was sitting at my desk really bored, and i had to take the biggest dump.... oh wait, that's right now, bbl