Thanks for the replies guys. I am from New Philadelphia. For those of you who don't know where that is it is a few miles south of Canton, which is a few miles south of Akron, which is a few miles south of Cleveland. So this all means I live in the middle of frigging nowhere, surrounded by corn fields and Amish.
I am still glad there are a few of you who admit to living in this wonderful state.
Thanks Raleigh for the offer of help, someday I may need it enough to drive the 2+ hours. For now I will just keep planning and wishing.