I can hear it now...
"Honey! Look, I finished the garden gate for you!"
"Oh, great! Honey, I love you so much, I can't wait to see..."
"You like it?"
"..."
"Honey?"
"What...IS...that? I thought you were making a gate"
"It *is* a gate! And it looks just like the TARDIS!"
"..."
"Honey?"
"..."
"Baby? Sweetcakes?"
*sound of footsteps walking toward the house*