Hey, since I'm FROM Wisconsin, can I bring my Taser into IL, or do I have to turn it in at the tollbooth?
Use it ON the guy at the tollbooth. Problem solved! 
Yah, and if you're not careful, I'm willing to give the border guards a zap too!
Hey, not to make fun of you, I just know you can appreciate it.....I saw "your" car today while driving around! I stopped back after work to see if they'd let me take it out for a test drive, but evidently it was the guy's who owned the lot, it just LOOKED like it was for sale!
Fredster, I wondered why he was keeping such close tabs on me....that, and I felt my butt getting hot, like someone was staring at it

Anyone need some cough syrup?