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Author Topic: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!  (Read 1576 times)

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I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« on: July 19, 2005, 07:57:51 pm »
I like the line that points out beastiality is ONLY outlawed in 33 states!  I've GOT to believe that Vegas allows it, because as we all know "What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!"  HO-LEE COW!  (I realized the SUPREMELY bad pun immediately, but it's gotta stay, I can't edit it out, it SO belongs there ;D )

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html?syndication=rss
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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2005, 08:06:12 pm »
Go right to the source and ask the horse
He

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2005, 08:12:24 pm »
Man o' man, what kinda world are we livin in where we can't have sex with our live stock anymore?  ::)

They shouldn't be making laws about this  they should be preparing the gas chamber, or atleast the rubber room.

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2005, 08:51:36 am »
Imagine the thought process.  "Hmm, I do like things in there, what if I had a really big thing in there, like a horse?  That MIGHT be nice"


 ???

Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2005, 12:34:53 am »
Hey if it's good enough for W...... ;D

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2005, 06:23:02 am »
That funeral's gonna be akward as hell.

Priest: *shrug* Dude was fuc*ing a horse....
Dad: :'(
Mom: *SOB*

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2005, 06:29:06 am »
I can't understand that fetish, and I certainly don't think it is right, but at the same time I am not sure it could be considered cruelty to animals either. So basically, I AM for outlawing for reasons of decency, safety, or morality, but not on the basis of animal cruelty.

Don't the animal handlers regularly take matters into their own hands to get the "seed" from the prize stud animals? That seems just as bad to me.
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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2005, 06:34:11 am »
The real question is why was he being the 'catcher'.
Thats is a really painful way to peace out..I mean seriouslly wtf ???

"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out,"
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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2005, 06:35:35 am »
It's only wrong if it was a male horse.

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2005, 06:43:49 am »
The real question is why was he being the 'catcher'.
Thats is a really painful way to peace out..I mean seriouslly wtf ???

"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out,"
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He was CATCHING!!!  :o

I must have missed that part altogether. Women are often killed trying THAT with horses, and they have a LOT more room in there than men do.

I couldn't even see how it would be possible for a man and a horse to do THAT without a fatality.  ???
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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2005, 06:53:03 am »


I couldn't even see how it would be possible for a man and a horse to do THAT without a fatality.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2005, 06:57:06 am by SNAAKE »

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2005, 11:10:53 pm »


I couldn't even see how it would be possible for a man and a horse to do THAT without a fatality.  ???

ass wall is around 3-4"(from what I heard)+horse wang 18" = this thread

I dont feel sorry for him at all,I find it funny.Thats what you get for messing with horse wang !

I don't even want to know how and/or from who you obtained that information.  Perhaps a tape measure and some chilled champagne?   :D

(Sorry Snake +1 A, I really, really couldn't resist.  I'm just joking.  If I deserve a beatdown for the rude comment then karma will catch up to me.  It has in the past many, many times).


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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2005, 12:01:13 am »
The real question is why was he being the 'catcher'.
Thats is a really painful way to peace out..I mean seriouslly wtf ???
"Basically, his colon was ruptured, along with his lower organs in that region, and he bled out,"

I'm glad I decided to read the replies before clicking on this link.

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2005, 10:47:51 am »
They shouldn't be making laws about this

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Re: I bet you don't love horses THIS much!
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2005, 10:55:05 am »
WTF

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That is just the craziest thing I ever heard.................  :-\