ok, so it's not a full-sized car (although i'm excentric enough to do it!). no, i bought a model kit the other day and just thought i'd review it here.
its 'The Homer' by a company i haven't heard of before called Polar Lights. When i saw an assembled one in the toy shop i thought two things- 1) i had to have one 2) it looked rather toylike (which goes against my modellers instincts). But as you can see from the piccy there's quite a few parts (about 60). it looks toylike because, after all- it was designed by Homer! i would guess it's roughly 1/24 scale (gauging by homers size) which means you can snuggle it up with your GTO's and mustangs (",). It's touted as a snap together model but i noticed on the display model in the shop that some bits were a bit loose, so on some parts i used styrene cement. also the tail lights are molded clear and the instructions suggested painting them so if you buy one and want to do a nice job then i would suggest getting some glue and some clear red paint (tamiya X-27 is what i got i think).
if you have never built a plastic model before (and if you're on this forum i don't believe you) then NEVER just twist the parts off the sprue. if you dont have one already, buy an xacto type knife as well.
as well as painting the tail-lights, i also decided to paint the paper towel dispenser and the telephone white. assembly is fairly easy. as a general rule, i decided to glue any small parts that didnt have the 'snap-together' barbs. main bits being the rear view mirrors (especially the inside one) the gold-fish bowl dome (which is two halves, i only used a dot of glue each side at the bottom), the aerial and of course the tail-lights. many of these parts you can put on and then put a dot of glue on the inside so if you're really messy don't worry! don't forget to scrap off the chrome where the glue is going of course...
the only hard part i found was attaching the cabin which didn't fit brilliantly and the tailfins. these have HUGE snap together barbs and were so hard to press on i thought i was going to break something. if it was any harder i think i would have trimmed done the barbs and glued them in. the 'wanker wing' on top of the fins went on nicely.
the only thing i'd do differently would be to grind off about a millimeter off each axle as even with the wheels firmly hammered on (with cardboard between the hammer and the wheels naturally!) they rub a little on the bodywork. once built you just can resist the urge to roll it across the floor saying 'brrrmmm, brrrmmm'!
Looking at the Homer it's hard to believe it bankrupted Homers long lost brothers company. I mean a car that has a donut rack, paper-towel dispenser and a cup holder on the OUTSIDE has gotta be a winner! Homer, don't take it to heart. You are on a higher plane my friend.
so there you have it! Polar Lights also do 'speed racer' and some other cars. would make a nice collection. what i would give my left nut for would be Snake from the simpsons in his GTO (",). i think i'll email them now to see what they think!
This car brought a smile to my dial building it and will do so every time i see it! i don't think my new housemate will like it up on the telly so i might build her the Mach 5 speed racer, i know she likes that...