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Important terrorism safety info.
« on: June 29, 2005, 07:46:15 pm »
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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2005, 09:31:41 pm »
A few of those are pretty darn funny!
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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2005, 10:53:05 pm »
     


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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 03:33:43 am »
I know that was a joke website, but if you are an American and you are concerned about safety then you would do better to put a non-slip bathmat in your shower than you would be to do anything about terrorism. Since statistically you are about 200,000 times more likely to slip in the shower and die than you are to die in any sort of terrorist action.
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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2005, 09:15:17 am »
Yeah, but it's so much more fun to worry about swarthy men from exotic places trying to kill you that to worry about getting killed by your own sloth/stupidity.
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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2005, 10:58:42 am »
Quote from: paigeoliver on June 30, 2005, 03:33:43 am
Since statistically you are about 200,000 times more likely to slip in the shower and die than you are to die in any sort of terrorist action.

Unless you live in Kansas, Wisconsin, Ohio, or Tennessee ....apparently. They seem reeeeeal a'scared of terrah'!
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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 11:55:36 am »
I noticed my insurance company tried to slip an "acts of terrorism" surcharge in on my last bill. You have to opt out or you will be charged. I live in rural Oklahoma. I can't tell you how many times I've been truck bombed this week. ::)

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Re: Important terrorism safety info.
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2005, 12:31:38 pm »
Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on June 30, 2005, 10:58:42 am

Unless you live in Kansas, Wisconsin, Ohio, or Tennessee ....apparently. They seem reeeeeal a'scared of terrah'!
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