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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #80 on: June 28, 2005, 01:34:04 pm »

It's simple:

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Recording 'artists': Duran duran, ashley simpson, Tiny Tim, Back street boys, scary spice, DEVO....yeah cool bunch! ;D
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #81 on: June 28, 2005, 01:38:32 pm »
Ooh, a couple of examples out of thousands!  Good job! 

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #82 on: June 28, 2005, 02:12:08 pm »
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Also my girlfriend has a Vulcan uniform.

Oh man.  Post the pic. 
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #83 on: June 28, 2005, 04:48:36 pm »
I generally just look at it and see what freaking stupid software they downloaded on it to screw it up in the first place.  If it's easy, I fix it. Then if it looks hard I do one of two things:

1) I tell them to buy some software to fix it
2) I screw it up worse and tell them "I've done all I can do".

When I am diagnosing problems on friends' PCs, I usually poke around for a few minutes and then ask them, "Do you go to porn sites?"  And when they respond with "yes," I answer back, "Oh, it has nothing to do with the problems you are having, I was just curious."
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #84 on: June 29, 2005, 10:17:45 am »
I got a friend in trouble with his wife once doing that... I knew his wife was one to hate porn, so I put a bunch on his machine in a dir called TEHHOTCHIX right where it would be seen.  His wife went apeshit.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #85 on: June 29, 2005, 11:08:04 am »
Ooh, a couple of examples out of thousands!
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #86 on: June 29, 2005, 11:23:33 am »

Every one of those mentioned has made more cash and had more chicks (or guys) than all of us put together.


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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #87 on: June 29, 2005, 11:42:21 am »
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Also my girlfriend has a Vulcan uniform.

Oh man.  Post the pic. 

I second.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #88 on: June 29, 2005, 12:21:56 pm »
He said she HAS a uniform, not that she was willing to be seen in it.  He probably bought it for her and she told him to get bent.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #89 on: June 29, 2005, 02:09:53 pm »

Every one of those mentioned has made more cash and had more chicks (or guys) than all of us put together.



I dunno, I'd like to wager that I have more money than the dead milli vanilli and the live one put together... :)
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #90 on: June 30, 2005, 04:52:37 pm »
 
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Also my girlfriend has a Vulcan uniform.

Oh man.  Post the pic.

Really, we are serious.


 
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #91 on: July 01, 2005, 05:48:55 am »
I might be a geek. My name is USSEnterprise, I am watching an episode of Star Trek at 5:45 on DVD. I have a Starfleet uniform, I have autographed pictures from a lot of the cast. I have over 110 Star Trek novels. I help fix other's computers. I set up my family's home theatre system. I have four PC's in my bedroom alone. I might be a geek
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #92 on: July 01, 2005, 08:10:57 am »
My wife is probably a bigger geek than me. She has read Star Trek novels and also has a Star Trek costume (not sure what type of costume it is, it's of the red miniskirt variety). Not to discriminate though, she also has a Princess Leia costume. A couple of halloweens ago we dressed up like characters from Lexx; that was probably the geekiest thing I've ever done, but my Kai outfit was badass! Only one person in our local bar recognised who we were supposed to be (obviously a complete nerd  ;)).

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #93 on: August 24, 2005, 03:09:45 am »
Most of my collection.  I need more shelves.
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #94 on: August 24, 2005, 03:16:32 am »
You got issues shmokes. Issues that need professional assistance.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #95 on: August 24, 2005, 11:08:00 am »
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #96 on: August 24, 2005, 11:12:56 am »

Dude, even a hooker will turn around and leave when she comes into your apartment and sees that.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #97 on: August 24, 2005, 11:13:45 am »
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #98 on: August 24, 2005, 11:14:31 am »

That giant clown dispenser is evil.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #99 on: August 24, 2005, 11:17:45 am »
Holy crap!!

 I am at a loss for words there Shmokes.... um..... I'm afraid.
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #100 on: August 24, 2005, 11:19:51 am »

Which is scarier:  the collection or the custom display cases for it?

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #101 on: August 24, 2005, 11:21:50 am »

Which is scarier:  the collection or the custom display cases for it?

They both blend together to form a frighteningly disturbing mental image.   It looks like that room should be on an episode of SVU.
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #102 on: August 24, 2005, 11:22:48 am »

SVU?

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #103 on: August 24, 2005, 11:24:52 am »
Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.   It focuses on sexual predators/pedophiles.

Sorry, I forget there are some people in the world that have yet to witness the wonder that is Law and Order.
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #104 on: August 24, 2005, 11:26:56 am »

Oh, Law and Order.  I don't watch much TV, and with Tivo I rarely watch live TV.  Whenever I do flip through live tv, there is a Law and Order show on 75% of the channels.  That show must have more spinoffs than a NASCAR race held on Lake Michigan in February.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #105 on: August 24, 2005, 11:27:48 am »
I can't explain it, but each time I visit this thread to read whats newly added to it, I am drawn to look at the horror that is shmokes' collection.  :o

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #106 on: August 24, 2005, 11:29:57 am »
I can't explain it, but each time I visit this thread to read whats newly added to it, I am drawn to look at the horror that is shmokes' collection.  :o

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I know what you mean.... its like a train wreck.. you can't NOT look.  In fact, I've looked at it enough now that I'm starting to think it might not be so bad if I got a set of those Simpsons Pez dispensers.........


I have to leave this thread now :(
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #107 on: August 24, 2005, 11:31:40 am »

This is like the kid who comes into school all proud of his new Superman underoos and shows everyone expecting to be cool, only to have everyone laugh at him for a week because he still wears underpants with men on them.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #108 on: August 24, 2005, 11:36:44 am »
i cant wait for chad to post a pic of his wwf wrestling figure collection  8)
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #109 on: August 24, 2005, 11:38:16 am »

I actually have a box of about 45 wrestling guys.  I got it off Freecycle and my kids and I play with them every couple of days.  The kids love it.

I just wish the box hadn't come with about 8 Mr Ass figures.   :-\

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #110 on: August 24, 2005, 11:44:24 am »

I actually have a box of about 45 wrestling guys.  I got it off Freecycle and my kids and I play with them every couple of days.  The kids love it.

I just wish the box hadn't come with about 8 Mr Ass figures.   :-\

The fact that you say you play with them with your kids.... and that I'm assuming you haven't constructed a custom shelf/shrine for them.... makes it ok in my book :)
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #111 on: August 24, 2005, 11:46:07 am »

Yeah, I have a 4 year old and a 6 year old.  When they're not in use, they're either all over the floor or in a cardboard box in the closet.

Not a collection... they're toys.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #112 on: August 24, 2005, 11:55:16 am »

That giant clown dispenser is evil.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #113 on: August 24, 2005, 11:57:28 am »
oh dear god, kill it!!! KILLLLLLL IT!

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #114 on: August 24, 2005, 01:15:07 pm »
Yay Chad!
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #115 on: August 24, 2005, 01:18:38 pm »

Ha.  I hadn't noticed that.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #116 on: August 24, 2005, 01:35:58 pm »
Don't listen to these guys Shmokes, I'm in awe of your ultimate Pezitude.

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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #117 on: August 24, 2005, 01:39:34 pm »
Yay Chad!  Your famous!  Your in the picture!

*edit* Oh, and Point is also.  Harder to tell though. 

Does this mean I should get an agent?
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Re: Who here is a Geek?
« Reply #118 on: August 24, 2005, 01:42:34 pm »
I'll take the job if I can get 15%.

15% of what, I'm not sure.

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« Reply #119 on: August 24, 2005, 01:43:59 pm »
I'll take the job if I can get 15%.

15% of what, I'm not sure.

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Well I've projected that my yearly income due to my newfound fame may well exceed 45 cents American.

Once you work out the complicated math, I'll draft a check right away.
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