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Author Topic: Quick tip for those with kids  (Read 964 times)

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Quick tip for those with kids
« on: June 10, 2005, 06:27:43 am »
Just read this on another forum, thought I would pass it along.

It seems that lately a cereal gimmick is to have a really good toy, but only one box in three will have it.

Bring about 4 boxes over to the produce section and weigh them on the scale, the one with the good toy will be heavier every time.
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Re: Quick tip for those with kids
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2005, 08:00:49 am »
And then buy the ones without a toy just to be nasty....

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Re: Quick tip for those with kids
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2005, 08:22:05 am »
Or buy the one with the good toy and smash it into little pieces after thoroughly taunting your kid with it for a full 30 minutes.  That's always a fun time.  Fun for the whole family, even!

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Re: Quick tip for those with kids
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2005, 09:25:43 am »
Or buy the kids Grape Nuts and make them eat the nasty stuff.

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Re: Quick tip for those with kids
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2005, 10:32:49 am »
Or feed your children a better breakfast than some crappy cereal. 

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Re: Quick tip for those with kids
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2005, 10:50:47 am »
Produce clerk:  "Who is that nutty guy weighing all the cereal?"
Manager: "I don't like the looks of him.  SECURITY!"

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