Online XHTML classes

[Trimoor]

I wonder if someone could help me with a little problem...
I'm having trouble getting enough credits to graduate high school, so I've had to resort to paying for my own education through college classes.  Of course, with all the bureaucratic ---That which is odiferous and causeth plants to grow--- in my school district, I only get partial credit for college classes.

I sign up for a couple college classes, but they keep getting cancelled at the last minute.  Right now, I need to find a three credit college class I can whip through.  That's where I need help.  Can anyone recommend an online XHTML class that will give three college credits?  I am already proficient in XHTML, so I should be able to pass the class in a matter of days and receive both high school and certification credit.

Ignorant thugs take easy classes and pass high school with no problem, while geniuses like me take challenging classes and barely struggle through the system.  I hate this country...