Come and listen to a story 'bout a man name Paige
A poor arcade addict who was so full of rage
Couldn't shift cabs until one day
He bought a big old wagon and a scooter from ebay (Honda that is, old step thru)
Well the first thing you know old Paige is at the fair
His kin-folk said , "Paige, don't buy a cab from there". Said
Californy is the place y'oughta be, so he
gassed up the truck and moved to Beverely
Hills that is! Classic cabs, artwork intact!
Ol' Paige bought a dozen, thought that he was made
Next door neigbour was pres'dent of Ultracade
Paige reconstructed, filled them all with MAME
But the next door neighbour said "You can't use that name"
Copyright that is! Lawyers letters, cease and desist!
Well now it's time to say goodbye to Paige and all his kit
An' he would like to thank you for not Frankenpanelling it
You're all invited back again to this locality
T'have a heapin' helpin' of his arcade therapy
Classic gaming that is. Take a token, Play a game
Y'all come back, here!