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Author Topic: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!  (Read 1444 times)

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Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« on: May 13, 2005, 07:02:42 pm »
I came across this story:

Link: Bikini Wearing Real Estate Agent Sells

and all I could think of is "PLEASE God don't let there be a male version of this out there of some Canadian I know!"



So to everybody else, would THIS make you wanna buy a house from her?

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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2005, 02:21:28 am »
Wouldn't you like to know!!  :-*


Dang, that girl just stole my entire 2005 marketing scheme!  Oh well, back to training penguins I guess  :-\
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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2005, 12:03:47 pm »
What does it mean that my first thought was, "the color in that photograph is too blue, they should have added 5 points of yellow?"

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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2005, 01:00:08 pm »
it means that you have way to much graphic design philosophies rattlin around in that brain of yours.

As for the billboard....depends on the one she wears when she shows me the house.  ;)

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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2005, 02:06:37 pm »
Oddly enough, he're right, it needs some accent colors.  Of course, I didn't even notice there was water in the picture the first time I looked at it :) 
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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2005, 02:08:40 pm »
Oooh and she loves to scuba!

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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2005, 05:44:32 pm »
I always thought dentists could get more guys to want to come in for appointment if the assistants were hot women in red bikinis.  My dentist thought that was a good idea, but his dental hygienist pooh poohed the idea.

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Re: Zakk, PLEASE don't tell me you have a Speedo!
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2005, 05:58:25 pm »
Women NEVER seem to think all the good ideas will work.

Prolly why they make less than men, but they'll just blame it on us being sexist.

Those feminists would get lots more people to listen to them if they made all their protest rallies mandatory nekkid time......although some of them should, by law, have to wear clothes at all times.....even in the shower ;D
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