ah yes the "well I saw it on t.v. so it must be true theory"
Because I know that magic box I spend hours in front of would never lie to me......... 
Did you totally miss this part:
Reminds me of some show I saw (mebbe a movie?) where the thieves stole an ATM machine and took it home to open it up and take all the money out
It was seen on a television set, and was clearly an attempt at comedy, since I've never in my life seen an ATM that looked like it could be stolen....unless you have the tools handy to remove the mortar and bricks they usually surround them with.
I never said I thought it was true, just that your story
reminded me of that show