Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

[quarterback]

CNN keeps playing this clip from some dinner (press dinner?) last night where Laura Bush makes a number of jokes.

[Tailgunner]

I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Kingpin.

[Stingray]

Fits in perfectly with my assessment of Georgie's intelligence. Thanks for confirming, Laura.

-S

[ChadTower]

She had a couple and made a stupid joke.  Haven't we all done that a billion times?

[Tailgunner]

Maybe she's setting herself up to run against Hillary in 2008.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

To me, just as disturbing, is her claim that she's a 'desperate housewife' because 'W' goes to bed by 9pm and she's left watching TV with Lynne Cheney (author of lesbian fiction)

That's one image I don't want in my head, Laura Bush and Lynne Cheney lezzing out in the White House. 



mrC

[quarterback]

I'm guessing it's a reference to the movie Kingpin.

  I love that movie.  And you could be right.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

But since it's STILL in my head, maybe a photochop image is called for....

Here. I couldn't resist. I already had photoshop open.




mrC

[quarterback]

But since it's STILL in my head, maybe a photochop image is called for....

Here. I couldn't resist. I already had photoshop open.

LOL

[GGKoul]

You have to watch The Daily Show for an extended version of the joke.

[JCL]

I doubt she's some innocent that doesn't get risque jokes.

After all, Bush was a cokehead alcoholic party animal complete with DUI. But he found Jebus, so all is okie-dokie now.

That religion thing is like a get out of jail free card. Oh, that and a very rich, important family.

[Arcadiac]

No wonder he spends most of his time at the "ranch".   
Practicing for the next Saudi visitors!
Bill Maher did a great send-up of the lovely Saudi-at-the-ranch photo-op, check it out if you can!
ARCADIAC!

[DrewKaree]

May 2, 2005
OVERCONFIDENT LAURA BUSH BOMBS WITH TASTELESS "YO MAMA" JOKES

Rose Garden Performance Greeted With Stunned Silence

Just two days after her comedy performance at Saturday night's White House Correspondents annual dinner was hailed by the national media as a triumph, an overconfident Laura Bush bombed in her second comedy outing, using a Rose Garden ceremony to try out some new material that leaned heavily on tasteless "Yo mama" jokes.

Trouble began at the outset of the ceremony, a presentation of an award to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, when the First Lady impishly warned the press contingent, "I hope you don't mind if I go a little blue today."

What followed, one observer said, was a torrent of "Yo mama jokes" rife with language and imagery that could "peel paint."

While most of the First Lady's ribald jests were unfit for publication in a family newspaper, one of her tamer quips went like this: "Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock."

In an attempt at damage control, the White House later released an official statement later in the day reassuring the American people that Mrs. Bush would not "quit her day job."

But according to one unnamed White House source, Mrs. Bush may have wildly miscalculated the public's appetite for her saucy comedy material: "If people wanted to hear a bunch of filthy remarks from the First Lady, they would have elected John Kerry."

Elsewhere, the groom of "runaway bride" Jennifer Wilbanks took back the engagement ring he gave her and replaced it with an electronic ankle bracelet.

www.borowitzreport.com

[mr.Curmudgeon]

"If people wanted to hear a bunch of filthy remarks from the First Lady, they would have elected John Kerry."

They DID! We just don't know it yet!  /rimshot (I'll be here all week!)

[ChadTower]

I bet Kitty Dukakis would have been better...

[mr.Curmudgeon]

LOL.

Drudge got punk'd on this. Here's the satirical letter: http://swiftreport.blogs.com/coalition_letter2.pdf (PDF)

"May 5, 2005

[ChadTower]

MSNBC is the same station that very recently aired a scathing editorial on comments Ahnold had made about women on the Stern show... except that it wasn't Ahnold, it was a bad Ahnold impersonater who said that he'd like to blow up the moon so that women would have no more excuse for PMS.

MSNBC is awesome.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

... except that it wasn't Ahnold, it was a bad Ahnold impersonater who said that he'd like to blow up the moon so that women would have no more excuse for PMS.

Jeeeesus. This is the state of our media today? These people get PAID to do this sort of "reporting"? Useless.

/bangs head on table.

[ChadTower]

Didn't look for a better source, but here is someone who saw it on MSNBC and ran with it without checking sources:

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/schwarzenegger%20lambasted%20over%20sexist%20joke

It was an impersonator, a BAD impersonator, and they said it was an impersonator about 10 times... 

[Dartful Dodger]

Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes

[Shape D.]

Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes

No, Its nasty. Foul horse, bush love. 

[DrewKaree]

Foul horse, bush love?  Sounds like an artsy-fartsy movie title!

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Am I the only one disturbed by Laura Bush alluding to GW 'milking' a male horse?

yes

sigh.



mrC

[DYNAGOD]

people are upset about yo mama jokes but no cares that it was common knowledge amongst her classmates that she was the biggest drug dealer on campus in her college.
 
real priorities this nation has...

[DrewKaree]

people are upset about yo mama jokes but no cares that it was common knowledge amongst her classmates that she was the biggest drug dealer on campus in her college.

Nice link and speculation.