we had a deer come marching into the post office a few month back.
I heard of a beer walking into a store and marched up to the fresh veggies and took a crap and left. I heard this one on the radio not sure were the store was or state.
the deer was 1 county up from me
I also had a bob cat move in once. Darn thing decided he wanted to live in my living room

I would have kept him but he wanted me out.
at the time all I had was a beer. shook it up, aimed and fired. pissed him off but he left.