I deliver pizza on the weekends, I should get my boss to buy one of those.
or force him to let me pimp out the ones we have there.
I didn't see any price lists there (although I also made a point not to look too hard in case they were within my "piss away money on foolish stuff" price range) but I'd bet the guy charges a pretty penny for 'em.
How do you propose pimping out the ones you have there? Go out on the corner and flag down motorists by flashing an led off the cutting blade?
"Hey baby, you got something hot and spicy you need me to split for you?"
"OOaAhh! Me so hungry! Me slice you big pie!"
"Fiy dollah, whack whack, you eatum up good Joe!"
What do you use to threaten someone if they move in on your "slicer territory"?
