HEY! LOOKIT THIS! I couldn't find the countless other "new year's resolution" threads and this was the only one I could find with my pitiful search-fu skills, and it gives this at the top
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I can't be bothered with finding the actual thread I want, so here:
It's way later than it should be, but someone keep track of this for next year. It's an automatic Resolution generator, and I like the way this one thinks.
My resolution for 2006 is:
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Spend more time surfing porn at work.
I don't know if they're aware that I don't often work, but....meh.....who am I to argue with something that sounds so right?

Here - for next year -
http://resolution.geek-foo.net/