Paris Hilton Sidekick phone list

[LordKaosNY]

Has anyone seen a link to Paris Hilton's Sidekick phone list that was leaked to the public about a month ago?  I'm curious as to who made her list and if everyone had to change their phone numbers.

[pointdablame]

I have it, and I'm sure all of them have changed their numbers by now.  I have all the pics and voicemails she had at the time as well.. really not that interesting.

[cholin]

Me too, I got it from the origional site.  The guy who actually did it posted an HTML copy of the T-mobile website with Paris' information.  He basically went to copy the source code and put it up on the web.  I could send it to you if you want, but theres not much there, just a bunch of dead phone numbers and some pictures.

[LordKaosNY]

Not that interesting?  Hard to believe since she's like the hottest thing going right now. 

[cholin]

Yeah, it was interesting for the first week, but when you can go through the list of numbers and know that none of them actually work anymore....it doesnt seem as interesting anymore.  For the first while when you could call up someone and say hi to them before they hang up on you, that was more interesting

[SirPeale]

Not that interesting?  Hard to believe since she's like the hottest thing going right now. 

That's your opinion.  A lot of us don't share it.  She's got an ugly face.  And she needs a sammich.

[Shape D.]

That's your opinion.  A lot of us don't share it.  She's got an ugly face.  And she needs a sammich.

A sammich with all the fixins. I want to see at least 4 kinds of meat in that thing and hose it down with mayo too. she needs to add about 15 lbs.

[LordKaosNY]

Although she's also a piece of --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules--, I was refering to her popularity, not physical appearance.

"I want to see at least 4 kinds of meat in that thing" ...  I think there's a video, isn't there??!??   

[GGKoul]

That's your opinion.

[Shape D.]

That's your opinion.  A lot of us don't share it.  She's got an ugly face.  And she needs a sammich.

A sammich with all the fixins. I want to see at least 4 kinds of meat in that thing and hose it down with mayo too. she needs to add about 15 lbs.

I stick to my earlier comment...

None of us would turn her down if we had a chance with her... None ...

I would.

[pointdablame]

That's your opinion.  A lot of us don't share it.  She's got an ugly face.  And she needs a sammich.

A sammich with all the fixins. I want to see at least 4 kinds of meat in that thing and hose it down with mayo too. she needs to add about 15 lbs.

I stick to my earlier comment...

None of us would turn her down if we had a chance with her... None ...

I would.  I wouldn't touch her if ya paid me   I don't see why people like here and that dog Nicole Ritchie.  And after hearing their messages to each other, I'm positive that they really ARE that dumb... their TV personas are not a ploy.

[TalkingOctopus]

That's your opinion.

[SirPeale]

I stick to my earlier comment...

None of us would turn her down if we had a chance with her... None ...

I would as well.  Seriously, why would you want to?  Makes me lightly nauseous.

[Stingray]

I find them both to be pretty repulsive as well.

-S

[Bones]

I am just cranky I had to change my home phone number.

[DrewKaree]

Not that interesting?  Hard to believe since she's like the hottest thing going right now. 

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give her....the finger!  Seeing a lot of the comments here gives me hope that us guys AREN'T lost causes.

I want to see at least 4 kinds of meat in that thing and hose it down with mayo too.

Is that supposed to be some kind of euphemism?

I stick to my earlier comment...

None of us would turn her down if we had a chance with her... None ...

Not only have you been proven wrong in spades, you can count me as leading the posse to sign up for the "She gives me a hard-off" petition.

[DrewKaree]

I am just cranky I had to change my home phone number.

Why, did someone steal Christopher Lowell's phone too?

BURN!

[GGKoul]

I can't believe you guys. 

If you were single, in a bar and Paris Hilton came up to you and said I want you right now... your telling me you would say no?  WoW!

I agree there are hotter women out there, but she is very "doable".

[Shape D.]

I can't believe you guys. 

If you were single, in a bar and Paris Hilton came up to you and said I want you right now... your telling me you would say no?  WoW!

The proper response would be..... Wouldn't you rather have a double whopper with cheese?

[quarterback]

I can't believe you guys.

[ChadTower]

Am I the only one who thinks this was just another PR move to get her free buzz in the media, just like her "oh no they stole my sex tape!" deal?  Seriously, she has brilliant PR folks.  She has done nothing, can do nothing, and yet she's an A list celebrity.

[Dartful Dodger]

I agree there are hotter women out there, but she is very "doable".

I've said "no" to hotter whores than Paris Hilton when I was single.

VD, AIDs, herpes, Monkey Pox...

Most of the things that can/will go wrong are undoable.

Paris Hilton... just say no.

[pointdablame]

If you were single, in a bar and Paris Hilton came up to you and said I want you right now... your telling me you would say no?

yes, that is exactly what I am saying.  If that situation ever came about, I'd hand her something shiny to keep her occupied for the rest of the night and get the hell out of there before I was sucked into her black hole of stupidity.

[GGKoul]

Am I the only one who thinks this was just another PR move to get her free buzz in the media, just like her "oh no they stole my sex tape!" deal?

[ChadTower]

It worked for Pamela Lee Anderson...   

Not that she has any more talent than Hilton, but it should be said that she was a celebrity way before the sex tape was released, that tape was made with her husband, and the story was a lot more plausible seeing as how they actually sued.

[DrewKaree]

I can't believe you guys. 

If you were single, in a bar and Paris Hilton came up to you and said I want you right now... your telling me you would say no?  WoW!

I agree there are hotter women out there, but she is very "doable".

Honest to goodness.  Dumb-as-a-stump women are ugly to me, because those are usually the kind who aren't smart enough to figure out that they're SO dumb, they ought to read the directions for their mouths and find out how to stop those two lips from flappin'.

Looks SERIOUSLY ain't everything, and while I can see how some guys (like Bones, who has a fetish for blonde dumb-as-a-stump women) might think she's good looking, she has absolutely no visual appeal to me whatsoever. 

Add to that whole package of turn-offs her attitude that is forever SCREAMING that she thinks she's better than people because she's got money and "I'm a Hilton", and you've got a chick that's a top-notch hard-off inducer for me.

I can't believe you find it so unbelievable that MANY think of (and look at) her in the same way. 

[Stingray]

Dumb-as-a-stump women are ugly to me...her attitude that is forever SCREAMING that she thinks she's better than people because she's got money.

That sums up her appeal, or lack thereof, as far as I'm concerned.

-S

[paigeoliver]

I am rather fond of dumb girls, but I have no interest in Paris Hilton. The skank factor is far too high. I like innocence, and she has none of that.

[nostrebor]

I can't believe you guys. 

If you were single, in a bar and Paris Hilton came up to you and said I want you right now... your telling me you would say no?  WoW!

The proper response would be..... Wouldn't you rather have a double whopper with cheese?

Funniest thing I have read all day! LOL

Oh, and YUCK! I gonna take a pass on that incredibly obnoxious girl.

[Bones]

OK, OK.
I agree with most comments here but......

If on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being the lowest, 10 the highest), I give Paris a 6.8.

In my opinion she is more attractive than average, but insignificant against the real pretty woman of this world such the lovely Jessica or Joss.

Having said this, my penetration factor begins at 3.7 so Paris is, and will remain very much in the running when she taps me on the shoulder at the local pub.

In order to calibrate your own settings to the BPS (Bones Penetration Scale), please treat Jessica Simpson as a 8.8 and Oprah Winfrey as a 1.7.

[paigeoliver]

If Oprah is a 1.7 then there must be a lot of distinct scales between 400 lb, 75 year old burn victim amputee with cancer (a 0.0) and 1.7

[Bones]

At a glance you would be correct in that assumption, but I really don't like Oprah.
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[paigeoliver]

Its hard to really "score" women anyway. A plain looking 19 year old girl is going to absolutely knock the socks off most "attractive" women in their 40s.

If you stuck Paris up against 99 other women same age, build, and hair color, then yes I would say she would be about a 6.8. If you stuck her up against 99 randomly selected women of all ages and builds then it would be more like a 9.8.

The "average" woman on the street is 42 years old and overweight. So it really all depends on how you are scoring things.

[SirPeale]

Its hard to really "score" women anyway. A plain looking 19 year old girl is going to absolutely knock the socks off most "attractive" women in their 40s.

If I had to choose between say...Teri Hatcher and some plain looking 19 year old, guess who I'm choosing...

[Bones]

Actually, when it comes to the more mature woman, I have a real thing for the Debra in "Everybody Loves Raymond". She scores higher than Paris on my richter scale.

Of course all my comments can be easily dismissed as hypothetical fiction because Mrs Bones is a 10(in my opinion),  so really I am just full of superheated gas.

Ain't love grand?

[GGKoul]

Its hard to really "score" women anyway. A plain looking 19 year old girl is going to absolutely knock the socks off most "attractive" women in their 40s.

I'll take the attractive 40 year old.... Nothing like an experienced woman.

[ChadTower]

I'll take the attractive 40 year old.... Nothing like an experienced woman.

I get the impression that Paris Hilton is more experienced than most 40 year olds.

[Shape D.]

I'll take the attractive 40 year old.... Nothing like an experienced woman.

I get the impression that Paris Hilton is more experienced than most 40 year olds.

I have the impression she isn't, watch the video.

[GGKoul]

I'll take the attractive 40 year old.... Nothing like an experienced woman.

I get the impression that Paris Hilton is more experienced than most 40 year olds.

I have the impression she isn't, watch the video.

From the video she's experience in... 

[Stingray]

Going purely by looks, if I knew nothing about her and had never heard her actually speak, I'd probably give her somewhere between a 7 & an 8. She's not bad looking, but I'd hardly call her a knockout. Her personality, or what she has that passes for a personality, brings her down to about a 2.

-S