Main Restorations Software Audio/Jukebox/MP3 Everything Else Buy/Sell/Trade
Project Announcements Monitor/Video GroovyMAME Merit/JVL Touchscreen Meet Up Retail Vendors
Driving & Racing Woodworking Software Support Forums Consoles Project Arcade Reviews
Automated Projects Artwork Frontend Support Forums Pinball Forum Discussion Old Boards
Raspberry Pi & Dev Board controls.dat Linux Miscellaneous Arcade Wiki Discussion Old Archives
Lightguns Arcade1Up Try the site in https mode Site News

Unread posts | New Replies | Recent posts | Rules | Chatroom | Wiki | File Repository | RSS | Submit news

« previous next »
Pages: [1]
  
Go Down

Author Topic: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord  (Read 731 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Chemixtry

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 361
  • Last login:January 22, 2021, 07:58:17 pm
  • If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
« on: April 12, 2005, 02:33:42 pm »
Saw this list and I thought it was hysterical
http://omega.med.yale.edu/~pcy5/misc/overlord1.htm
Logged
Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined

M3talhead

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 747
  • Last login:October 09, 2020, 07:35:12 pm
  • Dont let Donkey Kong use your toilet.......
Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2005, 02:36:07 pm »
I read that...................2 years ago. ;)
Logged
Signature tags are dumb.

Shape D.

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1602
  • Last login:July 05, 2012, 06:17:57 pm
  • >Look at me, I'm a Newbie<
Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2005, 02:50:08 pm »
Quote
No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
Quote
If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
don't these two kind of contradict eachother.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2005, 03:45:18 pm by Shape D. »
Logged
Hey Baby, Have you ever met a Newbie with 38 pages of previous posts before? Do you Want to?

Zero_Hour

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 760
  • Last login:August 07, 2024, 11:40:33 am
  • Enjoying the irony of taking games seriously
Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2005, 03:26:12 pm »
Only if the princess is a member of the rebellion.  ;D
Logged
"Paradise, is exactly like where you are right now - only much, MUCH better." -Laurie Anderson

DrewKaree

  • - AHOTW - Pompous revolving door windbag *YOINKER*
  • Wiki Master
  • Trade Count: (+1)
  • Full Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 9740
  • Last login:May 15, 2021, 05:31:18 pm
  • HAH! Nice one!
    • A lifelong project
Re: Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2005, 08:51:03 pm »
Quote from: Shape D. on April 12, 2005, 02:50:08 pm
Quote
No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
Quote
If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
don't these two kind of contradict eachother.


Why?  She made it known she's rebelling, therefore, he's killing her. 

I used to have many women who rebelled.  That's why I don't have any ex-girlfriends or ex-wives ;)
Logged
You’re always in control of your behavior. Sometimes you just control yourself
in ways that you later wish you hadn’t
Pages: [1]
  
Go Up
« previous next »