A friend called me at 7:30 am today. He is an @ss when it comes to April 1st so I was a leery about him calling me so early. He told me that Michael Jackson Killed himself. He said he'd find out more when he logged on at worked. I asked him how he found out about this; he said a local radio station told him.
I reminded him that today was April first, and he said "Sh!t, your right, I just left a message with my dad telling him that Illinois had to forfeit. That was probably a gag too."