Author Topic: Is shmokes the smarter one? Poll inside - avoid the rush and vote NOW! (Read 4079 times)

DrewKaree · « **on:** March 30, 2005, 01:15:34 am »

shmokes, you were bragging and bragging...you're gonna have to send your lobbyists around to grease the palms again, only this time, you'll need to spread 'em out, instead of just sending 'em to saint's house.

I didn't put myself up there because frankly, polls are beneath me

shmokes · « **Reply #1 on:** March 30, 2005, 03:03:03 am »

Boy...she almost belongs in the Grid-Girl's thread, huh???

Bones · « **Reply #2 on:** March 30, 2005, 03:26:16 am »

Quote from: shmokes on March 30, 2005, 03:03:03 am

Boy...she almost belongs in the Grid-Girl's thread, huh???

paigeoliver · « **Reply #3 on:** March 30, 2005, 03:35:26 am »

I can't even begin to fathom what this thread is even supposed to be about? The only name I even recognize is shmokes, so I voted for him.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #4 on:** March 30, 2005, 04:14:44 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on March 30, 2005, 03:35:26 am

I can't even begin to fathom what this thread is even supposed to be about? The only name I even recognize is shmokes, so I voted for him.

Way to throw away your vote

It's actually not supposed to be a thread that makes sense, but I figured it'd make shmokes smile, and I heard that every time shmokes smiles, an angel's wings start on fire....or something.

Here's the impetus for this thread:

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,34092.msg298808.html#msg298808

DrewKaree · « **Reply #5 on:** March 30, 2005, 04:17:47 am »

Quote from: paigeoliver on March 30, 2005, 03:35:26 am

The only name I even recognize is shmokes, so I voted for him.

shmokes, I think that speaks to Maher's popularity....well, amongst arcade machine afficionados from MO working third shift, anyway

fredster · « **Reply #6 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:29:52 am »

Ann Coulter is Sooooo hot.

I would make soup by boiling her undies...

Goz · « **Reply #7 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:07:45 am »

Quote from: fredster on March 30, 2005, 08:29:52 am

Ann Coulter is Sooooo hot.

I would make soup by boiling her undies...

Fish soup?

I shudder at the thought.

-Goz

DrewKaree · « **Reply #8 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:14:40 am »

So far, Ann Coulter is leading Bill Maher 10-1, with shmokes getting a kiss from her for throwing the election.

ChadTower · « **Reply #9 on:** March 30, 2005, 09:21:35 am »

Quote from: DrewKaree on March 30, 2005, 04:14:44 am

Way to throw away your vote

That's always a dumb thing to say no matter who says it. The only vote thrown away is the one not cast.

BTW, she is not attractive. She looks like a man on estrogen. She has an Adam's Apple.

Zero_Hour · « **Reply #10 on:** March 30, 2005, 10:50:17 am »

Personally, every time I see a picture of Ann Coulter, I hear Austin Powers in my head shouting "She's a MAAAAAAN Baby!"

Shape D. · « **Reply #11 on:** March 30, 2005, 11:31:24 am »

Can I get a provisional ballot?

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:00:42 pm »

Quote from: fredster on March 30, 2005, 08:29:52 am

Ann Coulter is Sooooo hot.

I would make soup by boiling her undies...

I would never have guessed you were into manic-depressive transexuals.

ChadTower · « **Reply #13 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:06:01 pm »

You mean like Wil Ferrel?

mr.Curmudgeon · « **Reply #14 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:37:20 pm »

Quote from: ChadTower on March 30, 2005, 12:06:01 pm

You mean like Wil Ferrel?

Exactly. They *do* both have adam's apples.

mrC

ChadTower · « **Reply #15 on:** March 30, 2005, 12:43:12 pm »

That's scary.

shmokes · « **Reply #16 on:** March 30, 2005, 04:23:54 pm »

Now Drew, I don't want you to think it's just my partisanship that makes me keck every time I my poor eyes see a picture of Ann Coulter. Bill Maher is nearly as revolting. He's got personality, though. Personality goes a long way...

shmokes · « **Reply #17 on:** March 30, 2005, 07:26:32 pm »

Quote from: mr.Curmudgeon on March 30, 2005, 12:00:42 pm

Quote from: fredster on March 30, 2005, 08:29:52 am
Ann Coulter is Sooooo hot.

I would make soup by boiling her undies...

I would never have guessed you were into manic-depressive transexuals.

(c) 2005 *a mr.Curmudgeon Production

Really, that doesn't surprise me about Fredster at all.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #18 on:** March 30, 2005, 08:25:44 pm »

Quote from: shmokes on March 30, 2005, 04:23:54 pm

Now Drew, I don't want you to think it's just my partisanship that makes me keck every time I my poor eyes see a picture of Ann Coulter. Bill Maher is nearly as revolting. He's got personality, though. Personality goes a long way...

Methinks thou doth protest too much.....and it seems everybody else does too!

I foresee a phat smoocheroonie in your future....if you already aren't pretend-making-out with the pillow with the crocheted Ann-the-horndog's-dream picture on it! Just wait until you get the chance to plant yer gum slappers on 'er! w00t!

Zero_Hour · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2005, 11:50:30 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on March 30, 2005, 08:25:44 pm

Methinks thou doth protest too much.....and it seems everybody else does too!

No really, I find her repugnant.

shmokes · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2005, 11:54:17 pm »

No doubt. I've never understood why conservatives seem to have a psychological need for her to be hot. You'll never catch me deluding myself into thinking Rosie O'Donnel is hot just because she's a liberal activist. Ann Coulter isn't just unattractive, she looks almost disfigured.

Bones · « **Reply #21 on:** March 31, 2005, 03:07:02 am »

I have no idea who that chick is or any preconceived knowledge of her. I can therefore make this comment with spontaneous honesty......

She has a head like a robbers dog.

Doh.....! Just blew away my 666th post.

Dexter · « **Reply #22 on:** March 31, 2005, 06:38:47 am »

Anybody interested in seeing 'ann the man' in action should have a look at the following.....

danny_galaga · « **Reply #23 on:** March 31, 2005, 09:27:00 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on March 31, 2005, 03:07:02 am

I have no idea who that chick is or any preconceived knowledge of her. I can therefore make this comment with spontaneous honesty......

She has a head like a robbers dog.

you mean like paris hilton

Bones · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2005, 01:25:26 am »

Quote from: danny_galaga on March 31, 2005, 09:27:00 pm

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on March 31, 2005, 03:07:02 am
I have no idea who that chick is or any preconceived knowledge of her. I can therefore make this comment with spontaneous honesty......

She has a head like a robbers dog.

you mean like paris hilton

I am not against Paris and her appearance entertains my primal urges.

DrewKaree · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2005, 03:44:35 pm »

Quote from: fredster on March 30, 2005, 08:29:52 am

Ann Coulter is Sooooo hot.

I would make soup by boiling her undies...

Methinks shmokes' mouth is starting to water, fredster! He's already registered 13 fake names to cast his vote and steal a kiss!

Shmokes, I think you're in luck, she's definitely moving to Utah shortly....just closed on a house near a college town. CBS cites unnamed sources in the Bush Administration! w00t!

BB, the primal urge to put a collar on that dog? If it's a shock collar, ok. Otherwise......

Stingray · « **Reply #26 on:** April 01, 2005, 04:05:17 pm »

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on March 31, 2005, 03:07:02 am

I have no idea who that chick is or any preconceived knowledge of her. I can therefore make this comment with spontaneous honesty......

She has a head like a robbers dog.

I don't know who she is either, but I agree with your assessment even though I don't know what a robbers dog is either.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2005, 04:11:36 pm »

Quote from: Stingray on April 01, 2005, 04:05:17 pm

Quote from: BrokenBones1 on March 31, 2005, 03:07:02 am
I have no idea who that chick is or any preconceived knowledge of her. I can therefore make this comment with spontaneous honesty......

She has a head like a robbers dog.

I don't know who she is either, but I agree with your assessment even though I don't know what a robbers dog is either.

-S

Man, he thinks Paris Hilton is HOT! I can't believe that ALONE doesn't disqualify him as someone to be listened to....and I don't know what a robber's dog is myself. I just know that if A=B, and B=C, then C MUST =D, A, or all of the above....or something.

I think Bones has been frying-panned by Mrs. Bones a few too many times...coupled with the alkyhol destroying the useful parts left behind.....next you'll be telling us you'd like a three-way with Paris and NICOLE!

That most DEFINITELY would not be "hott"

Stingray · « **Reply #28 on:** April 01, 2005, 04:13:20 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on April 01, 2005, 04:11:36 pm

I just know that if A=B, and B=C, then C MUST =D, A, or all of the above....or something.

This makes more sense to me than anything I've read online all day.

-S

DrewKaree · « **Reply #29 on:** April 01, 2005, 04:27:45 pm »

I was gonna write that theory up and have it published and all, but then I realized I couldn't stand to be famous. I'd become so egotistical and my head would swell so much, I would soon get sick of myself....nah, better to remain as in love with myself as I am now, and just cheese off a few people than take my traveling circus on the road and spread my goop to the masses

Stingray · « **Reply #30 on:** April 01, 2005, 04:31:12 pm »

Quote from: DrewKaree on April 01, 2005, 04:27:45 pm

spread my goop to the masses

And you thought my KY comment was wrong.

-S

Bones · « **Reply #31 on:** April 01, 2005, 07:38:00 pm »

Well Paris aint no Jessica Simpson, Anna Kournikova, Kylie Minogue, Joss Stone or that hot chick from Battlestar Galactica....

But out of two I would give her one.

fredster · « **Reply #32 on:** April 02, 2005, 12:25:33 pm »

Hey MrC,

There's one big difference between Shmokes and Ann Coulter. At least when people throw crap at Ann, She's getting paid about $25,000 for the appearance.

I'd like to see you two locked up in a room together for a while.

Who would come out on top?

shmokes · « **Reply #33 on:** April 02, 2005, 02:54:54 pm »

I've actually never had feces thrown at me. Though, for $25,000 per appearance I'm sure I would allow it.


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