Move to the Bahamas with it. I think it's practically free to live there. No property tax IIRC. And it's always warm. And the water is beautiful. And the coral, which is what makes the water so beautiful and clear, also keeps it relatively shark-free, I think. And the U.S. dollar is the official currency and English is the official language. You will, however, have to learn to drive on the "wrong" side of the road.