ALRIGHT, which one of you isn't quite man enough here?

[DrewKaree]

I have a sneaking suspicion it's the Ducati lover with the suspiciously large forearms, and he merely gives us descriptions and pictures of his "neighbor" who mysteriously is moving out of the neighborhood (probably just a "CYA" in case someone drops by to visit and meet a fellow board member )....someone get him a "marital aid" to boost him that last tenth....the nipple clamps won't do it, in fact, that might drop him another tenth or two

[Bones]

OK... So my arms are puny and girly looking from extended periods of plaster and a plethora of reconstructive operations, as for my neighbours, well they are just moving because they have a neighbour like me. I wouldn't want to live next door to me either but it's all part of my sophisticated plan to drive down the prices of homes in Sydney so Americans who are sick of carrying guns for protection can move somewhere safe & affordable and receive adequate health care.

But..... If I am not a man , then why was I born with the genes responsible for growing my abnormal freakishly large "auto-censored" that drives Mrs Bones so crazy?