Swedish Bucks Night

[DrewKaree]

 
In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night - these usually last all day and all night. Rather than the typical English stag night where you all arrange it beforehand, go out get drunk and hire a stripper, the Swedes do it differently. The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy, and go do something fun.and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for
his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day - much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all.

In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden.

Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him to see that best mate number one had no hair on his genitals. Neither did friend two, or three, or four.

OH DEAR!!

[Bones]

Some time ago I got sent this story along with an accompanying photo of the clueless buck wearing his mates pubes as a beard. It was hilarious! 

[DrewKaree]

The picture was embedded in the attachment, so I couldn't include it.

Bones, just post your picture again

The dude's got this Amish-looking beard....it's funny as all get out to see him laughing

[missioncontrol]

That was a funny story......

[Jabba]

Cmon Drew, Bones, ya gotta post the picture. Never seen a "curly" beard before 

[DrewKaree]

I can't figure out how to remove the pic from the doc, so download this, rename the .txt to .doc so you can see it!

If someone can pull the pic out, post the pic here

[Jabba]

Here ya go...

[GGKoul]

That must have been itchy...

[ChadTower]

The story is lame.  I suspect someone had the photo of a friend with a cheesy beard, made up the story, and distributed it as a joke.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

The story is lame.  I suspect someone had the photo of a friend with a cheesy beard, made up the story, and distributed it as a joke.

You're still mad about the @ss-hair wig I made for you, aren't you?



mrC

[ChadTower]

You're still mad about the scrotal wig I made for you, aren't you?

I'm not here to talk about the past,  I'm here to talk about how to turn this negative into a positive.

[Bones]

One of the Jackass guys did something similar to a relative at a fancy dress. They gave him a little stick-on chin fuzz to go with his costume.

This fuzz consisted of curly hair found between the official pubic area and ones bellybutton.

The fat dude went off big time when they explained to him where the hair came from after he had been wearing it all night.

Good clean humour! (Well maybe not that clean, but damn funny anyway.)