Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

[GGKoul]

A day were everyone is Irish!!  Green beer here I come!!!

[DrewKaree]

Not being Irish or Catholic, I'll still drink to St. Patrick 

[G@M3FR3@K]

A day were everyone is Irish!!  Green beer here I come!!!

Not sure about the green beer!    I think I'll stick with Guinness! 

Happy St. Patty's all!

PS, Stay away from Mr.  Officer

[missioncontrol]

Happy St. Patrick's Day

you all got pinched for not posting in green

[mr.Curmudgeon]

A day were everyone is Irish!!

Exactly!

mrC

P.S. My girlfriend is Irish, although sometimes she has quite a bit of Maltese in her!

[JoyMonkey]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from? I'm thinking that it was the same guy that made up the 'you have to put a clementine or coal in your Christmas stocking' thing.

I spent the first 23 years of my life living in Ireland, and I never heard of the 'you have to wear green on St.Patricks day' law. Also, I have never eaten corned beef and cabbage, I never lived in a castle, I can eat food other than potatoes and I believe that drinking green beer is a crime. Oh, and I've never seen a car bombing either and I think ordering a drink that's named after such a horrific act should be punishable by castration.

[clanggedin]

St Patrick's day is for ---daisies---. So is St. Valentines Day.

According to the index of Bizarre American Holidays http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/

Today is: Submarine Day!

We should be spending today remembering the u-boat crewmen that gave their lives for freedom, then eat at Quiznos. They have a pepper bar.

[GGKoul]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from? I'm thinking that it was the same guy that made up the 'you have to put a clementine or coal in your Christmas stocking' thing.

I spent the first 23 years of my life living in Ireland, and I never heard of the 'you have to wear green on St.Patricks day' law. Also, I have never eaten corned beef and cabbage, I never lived in a castle, I can eat food other than potatoes and I believe that drinking green beer is a crime. Oh, and I've never seen a car bombing either and I think ordering a drink that's named after such a horrific act should be punishable by castration.

Every beer you probably drink is dark... 

[mr.Curmudgeon]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from? I'm thinking that it was the same guy that made up the 'you have to put a clementine or coal in your Christmas stocking' thing.

I spent 23 years living in Ireland, and I never heard of the 'you have to wear green on St.Patricks day' law. Also, I have never eaten corned beef and cabbage, I never lived in a castle, I can eat food other than potatoes and I believe that drinking green beer is a crime. Oh, and I've never seen a car bombing either and I think ordering a drink that's named after such a horrific act should be punishable by castration.

Stereotypes are a bit of a gas!! We're just acting the maggot, letting on for this here holy show. Why'ja' hafta' go an ruin it, ya hardchaw?   

Ok, enough w/ the shenanagans, back to pulling me plum. See you on the piss!


The Bleedin' deadly, mrC

[mr.Curmudgeon]

St Patrick's day is for ---daisies---.

AAWWWWW...you've gone and done it now. Dem's fightin' words!!!!!!!!!!!

mrC

[JoyMonkey]

Ok, enough w/ the shenanagans, back to pulling me plum. See you on the piss!

Are you celebrating the day by masturbating drunk again? Oh Mr.C, will you never learn?

[missioncontrol]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from? I'm thinking that it was the same guy that made up the 'you have to put a clementine or coal in your Christmas stocking' thing.

I spent the first 23 years of my life living in Ireland, and I never heard of the 'you have to wear green on St.Patricks day' law. Also, I have never eaten corned beef and cabbage, I never lived in a castle, I can eat food other than potatoes and I believe that drinking green beer is a crime. Oh, and I've never seen a car bombing either and I think ordering a drink that's named after such a horrific act should be punishable by castration.

Don't know where the custom came from, but rules are rules....... St. Patricks Day = wear green or get pinched

[missioncontrol]

St Patrick's day is for ---daisies---..

 

Sound like someone's upset they didn't wear any green today

[Dartful Dodger]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from?

It sounds like a custom that's only done only when JoyMonkey isn't wearing green.

Tomorrow they'll follow another custom and hit you in the back of the head because you

[mr.Curmudgeon]

Ok, enough w/ the shenanagans, back to pulling me plum. See you on the piss!

Are you celebrating the day by masturbating drunk again? Oh Mr.C, will you never learn?

That's how I celebrate every holiday! Especially the holidays of Monday, Tues, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. Saturday is for spending time w/ family and friends. On Sunday, I usually rest.

mrC

[GGKoul]

Ok, enough w/ the shenanagans, back to pulling me plum. See you on the piss!

Are you celebrating the day by masturbating drunk again? Oh Mr.C, will you never learn?

WOW!!

[JoyMonkey]

Today is also Evacuation Day- I think it might only be celebrated in Boston/Suffolk County, I couldn't find too much about it online. I'm not sure exactly what Evacuation Day is, I think it might be the day we celebrate the end of British occupation. Anyone know?

My wife gets the day off today and is at present at home preparing me a great feast. Or so I like to believe.

Edit: Never mind, I found this page that explains all.

[Shape D.]

Today is also Evacuation Day- I think it might only be celebrated in Boston/Suffolk County, I couldn't find too much about it online. I'm not sure exactly what Evacuation Day is, I think it might be the day we celebrate the end of British occupation. Anyone know?

My wife gets the day off today and is at present at home preparing me a great feast. Or so I like to believe.

Its the day where everyone there evacuates their house and "bunkers down" in their local bar or tavern.

For safety reasons of course.

[clanggedin]

St Patrick's day is for ---daisies---..

 

Sound like someone's upset they didn't wear any green today

I totally forgot.. and the only people pinching me are other guys.

[GGKoul]

St Patrick's day is for ---daisies---..

 

Sound like someone's upset they didn't wear any green today

I totally forgot.. and the only people pinching me are other guys.

I guess that happens when you work at a gay bar...

[Stingray]

I'm not wearing green, who wants to pinch me?

I'll knock back a few standard colored beers this evening in honor of my Irish Catholic roots.

-S

[nipsmg]

Jameson + Irish CarBombs + 5 hours sleep = A very tired and hungover NipsMG at work.   

Oh.  and just wear the green.  Everyone else is doing it. So should you. 

[DrewKaree]

Oh, and I've never seen a car bombing either and I think ordering a drink that's named after such a horrific act should be punishable by castration.

Jameson + Irish CarBombs + 5 hours sleep

Shall I get youah pinking sheahs, mawstah JoyMonkey, oah would you prefer a dull spoon?

[missioncontrol]

What's the deal with pinching people that aren't wearing green? I'm getting pinched to death here, where did this bizarre custom come from?

It sounds like a custom that's only done only when JoyMonkey isn't wearing green.

Tomorrow they'll follow another custom and hit you in the back of the head because you

[ChadTower]

He named his joymonkey George.