Best movie quote.

[Bones]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Awesome.


I would also like to quote Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch, but after editing it looses everything. I will give it a try.

Now, <edit: rooster> have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell <edit:cat> and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old <edit:cat>, and have brought your two small mincey <edit:Richard from Survivor> balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no <edit:cat> here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a <edit:thorn>, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... <Edit: Stub toe> off.

[Brax]

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

[HaRuMaN]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain. Time ... to die.

Awesome.


I would also like to quote Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch, but after editing it looses everything. I will give it a try.

Now, <edit: rooster> have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell <edit:cat> and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old <edit:cat>, and have brought your two small mincey <edit:Richard from Survivor> balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no <edit:cat> here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a <edit:thorn>, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... <Edit: Stub toe> off.

That's one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie.  I would quote some from Brad Pitt's character, but I can't understand a damn word he's saying.  :-p

[CCM]

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women'

[Gunstar Hero]

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women'

Conan is awesome.

The commentary has the funniest thing I ever heard on a DVD in it...

Arnold -- "I get laid alot in this movie."

[duffjr]

caaaaaaaaaaaaablllllllllllllllllllle guyyyyyyyyyyyyy--the cable guy

i used to be in love.  promise me you'll never go cliff diving off the coast of mexico.  they just don't have the regulations.--the cable guy

you talking to me?  are you talking to me?  well, i'm the only one here so you must be talking to me--the genie in alladin or taxi driver

[Stingray]

"I tried to straighten up and fly right, but it wasn't easy with that sum'bich Reagan in the White House." --Raising Arizona

-S

[mrhowell]

What is that pappy? 
It's a stun gun.
What does it do? 
It ruins their day.

[Vicious]

"Yeah, well I hope you drive better than you [edit] spell, jackoff. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!"

"They say the [edit] smog is the [edit] reason you have such beautiful [edit] sunsets."

- Ray "Bones" Barboni

[Silver]

(This is overkill. But I'm no sorry...  )

Give me some sugar, baby.

Yo, she-[female dog]. Let's go.

Shop smart, shop S-mart!

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Well Hello Mr. Fancypants

Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me. I'll kill you!

[danny_galaga]

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women'

Conan is awesome.

The commentary has the funniest thing I ever heard on a DVD in it...

Arnold -- "I get laid alot in this movie."

ha! i gotta get that dvd now 

[Daniel270]

One of my all time favorites.. from "License to Drive"...

"An innocent girl, a harmless drive... what could possibly go wrong?"

[Bones]

That's one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie.

[danny_galaga]

i completely forgot this one, even though i play the sample on winamp all the time. the whole thing is funny, but this is a good example:

"so we finish 18, and he's gonna stiff me. And i say 'Hey, Lama, hey!! How about a little something...you know...for the effort?'
And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness'
So i got THAT going for me....
which is nice."

[DrewKaree]

"so we finish 18, and he's gonna stiff me. And i say 'Hey, Lama, hey!! How about a little something...you know...for the effort?'
And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness'
So i got THAT going for me....
which is nice."

CARL!

[danny_galaga]

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[danny_galaga]

ooh, ooh and there's this one:

"Why am I doing this again?"

"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."

"And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?"

"I don't remember telling you to do that."

[Gunstar Hero]

Mystery Men. That movie is so cool.