How can we be so sure about your supposed love of bacon? There is no longer any signature telling us of that fact, therefore I believe your love of bacon to be a bold-faced lie, and if a man is willing to lie about bacon, he clearly is willing to lie about ANYTHING, and will stop at NOTHING, including changing his avatar to a skull in order to have something to speak about when inflating his post count in an attempt to make his e-p3nis larger.
Someone's GOT to lock this!