Please do your civic duty. (This is not a joke)

[Zakk]

Right.  This thread is not a joke. 

Ashlee Simpson however, is.

If you failed to make it out and vote in the past Iraqi election, redeem yourself by signing the petition.  It just makes happy good sense.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html


Oh man, I just realized that if they catch her smoking weed (the band made her smoke it btw), the headlines will be "Influence and dangers of 'Potash' on stupid teens a concern to school officials"

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.  Of course, if this is the case you are probably having someone help you read all the big words, so first ask them: "Is this funny?")

[Stingray]

270521 Signatures Total including mine.

-S

[Sephroth57]

i signed, hahahah 270,000+ sigs!

[versapak]

heh

signed


To bad the record company only looks at the signatures signed in $$$.

[DaveMMR]

Signing a petition will do nothing (do they ever?)  People have to stop buying her music.  If you were a record company, what would you listen to -  public outlash or the money? Money is very, very loud. 

That's how we got rid of Joey Lawrence (musically that is...).  :-)

[danny_galaga]

who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

[Dartful Dodger]

who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Homer's female clone.

[danny_galaga]

who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Homer's female clone.

DOH!

i did a search, is this her? not bad, i like a bit to hold on to...

[DaveMMR]

who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Here's a sample of Ashley's achievements in music:

[danny_galaga]

who is ashlee simpson? is she gods punishment to unbelieving americans?

Here's a sample of Ashley's achievements in music:

i'm scared. will it hurt?

[DaveMMR]

Okay, I'll explain... she was caught lip synching.  The backing track was wrong, and like a true pro, she covered up the error by doing a little jig and walking off stage. 

It won't hurt (unless the sight of performers bombing makes you wince).  But here's a better copy of that video (also includes a link to where she gets booed at the Rose Bowl)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ashlee-snl.html

[DrewKaree]

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.  Of course, if this is the case you are probably having someone help you read all the big words, so first ask them: "Is this funny?")

Your forum title under your name there should be

Master Of The Understatement.



Dude, you are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too damn funny for someone living in Canada

Hey hoser, howzdawedder up nort' der hey?  Prolly aboot as cold as by me, hey?

[Shape D.]

Now wher have i heard this before? hmm......

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,30045.40.html

For those of you who don't like her heres someting you can do about it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

I won't gaurentee that it will really do anything but you never know.

[walls83]

Ive signed a couple of these petitions before for various things but Ive never seen one with that many sigs.  That is crazy over 200,000+  keep up the good work

[Harry Potter]

Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?

[SOAPboy]

Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?

1 buck a person.. thats 200K +

yeah, easy.. now to find the hitter..

[Zakk]

Now wher have i heard this before? hmm......

http://forum.arcadecontrols.com/index.php/topic,30045.40.html

For those of you who don't like her heres someting you can do about it.

http://www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

I won't gaurentee that it will really do anything but you never know.

Hehe kinda proves I don't read ashlee simpson threads (and secretly love her) doesn't it?   

[Zakk]

(My sincere apologies to anyone who likes Simpson and is offended by this.

[Ravant]

Wouldn't it be cheaper (and faster) to organise a hit?

Anyone up for it?

Come on, man, I know people that'd do it for free! But a hit is too easy. We have to humiliate her on the way down by getting the petition through to strike her from the pop culture list.