do you remember a stretchy doll from childhood? was it called stretch jackson?

[danny_galaga]

help!! im chatting up a hot girl on the internet whos interested in me, AND local!! normally the only ones that are interested in me live elsewhere. strangely, south australia. oh, and the US- but then with guys like drew around no wonder 

so im pursueing a funny line about that doll you could get when we were kids (im 35 now). i thought it was called 'stretch jackson' but cant find stuff on the internet. you know the one. his arms and legs were made from some sort of stretchy putty. you could stretch him out, tie him in a knot etc. he would return to his normal shape after a bit.

help! shes a bit of all right. unfortunately, i can normally rely on my dashing good looks to carry me. but this woman will require more.

p.s: in case YOU know the answer drew, i was only kidding about the US

[clanggedin]

I thought he was called stretch armstrong.

[Goz]

Stretch Armstrong

[danny_galaga]

excellent! you guys rock! i guess i was mixing 'action jackon' with 'stretch armstrong'. yeah 'stretch armstrong' was what i was thinking of. this woman will be putty in my hands!! muwahahaha!!!

[Mameotron]

Yes, and there was a bad guy he fought that looked like the creature from the black lagoon.

[Mameotron]

[danny_galaga]

oh yeah!! that'd be cool. except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia. if someone remembers the black lagoon character there's no way she could resist me and my stretchy johnson 

[Arcadiac]

oh yeah!! that'd be cool. except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia. if someone remembers the black lagoon character there's no way she could resist me and my stretchy johnson

[JackTucky]

i thought hot girls on the internet are always either cops or 40 year old fat dudes.

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[Mameotron]

except 'johnson' isn't a common term for it in australia

There's a whole series of the "big johnson" t-shirts here.

[DrewKaree]

. oh, and the US- but then with guys like drew around no wonder 

p.s: in case YOU know the answer drew, i was only kidding about the US

You guys have ABSOLUTELY no comedic sense at all 

As a matter of fact, danny, I DID know the answer, but c'mon....tell me how funny it woulda been for everyone to have given you the wrong answer....mebbe Stretch Johnson woulda worked....that woulda been CLASSIC! 

As for guys like me, it's just yer corny accent....personally, it doesn't do anything for me when a GUY with yer accent speaks with me, but when conversing with a sheila....it's the kinda thing that makes your face hurt from grinning so much. 

i thought hot girls on the internet are always either cops or 40 year old fat dudes.

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I am not 40....and he said his name WASN'T danny. 

[Stingray]

I left my stretch armstrong outside overnight when it got down to single diget temps one night. He shattered. Later when he thawed I discovered that he was full of really nasty looking goo that is impossible to wash off. Good times.

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[Kremmit]

This girl will only like you if you know about Stretch Jackson dolls?!

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That's Awesome!  Marry her!