Here you go....they theorize that due to the heat, he has shed MOST of his hairy covering....notice the eyes, beady and closed, from hiding out in caves during the day, coming out only at night to forage, which also explains the pale coloring. Most likely, other Sasquatchi (that's plural
) find the odd coloring repulsive, which would explain the lack of other sightings - the female Sasquatch would find this pale specimen repulsive beyond belief, leading to extended celibacy.
Usually heard around campsites at night, the t-shirt and pants were probably taken to guard from exposure, as the hair covering, while denser than a human's, simply doesn't offer enough protection.
Notice also the slack expression, accounting for the watch, most likely taken when the t-shirt was obtained, as shiny objects offer much joy and wonderment for the creature!
Evidently, this picture was taken during a rare daytime sighting, most likely due to this specimen's inability to find sufficient food and companionship. It appears to have been taken by a quick-thinking person upon walking into their abode and spotting the creature. It appears that the creature is about to turn and bolt back to its den.
One can only hope we can find alive one of these hideous and far from graceful creatures to poke, prod, and study. It appears due to lack of reproduction possibilities, this particular offshoot of the species may not present itself ever again
*disclaimer*
Any relation or similarity to anyone real or imagined is strictly coincidental and the author cannot be held responsible for such disfigurement on your part. In other words - sucks to be you
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