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Tips for Telemarketers
« on: December 29, 2004, 05:25:08 pm »
Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible.  This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system.

Since doing this, my phone calls have decreased dramatically.

(3) Another Good Idea:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment.  Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?  It costs them more than the regular 37cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away!  The postage was around 50 cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight.  In that case, why not get rid of some of your other
junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.  Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express.  Send a pizza coupon to Citibank.  If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing!

Eventually, the banks and credit card companies will begin getting their own junk back in the mail.

Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again.  You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work---- I have been doing this for years, and I get very little junk mail anymore.
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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2004, 05:35:12 pm »
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why not get rid of some of your other
junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes


Brilliant!

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2004, 05:36:15 pm »
I personally enjoy flirting with telemarketers on the phone because theyre never expecting it. It's even better with guys.

I have only had one telemarketer keep his composure when i told him he sounded cute. his reply was "thank you sir but these phone rates are even more attractive than I am"

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2004, 05:50:47 pm »
Want to see a male teenage cashier freak out?  When they ask you for your phone number (Toys R Us does this)  tell them no thanks, you're married.

Heh heh.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2004, 06:43:49 pm »
Want to see a male teenage cashier freak out?  When they ask you for your phone number (Toys R Us does this)  tell them no thanks, you're married.

Heh heh.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2004, 06:48:36 pm »
If I have time I act like I'm interested and I see how long it takes them to hang up on me.

I talked to this woman for 20 minutes. She was selling a time share in Florida.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2004, 06:58:04 pm »


lol i kike the deaf  one ..

caller id has saved me sooo much time on the phone .. like it was stated above .. i just hit random #'s on my phone ...

phone rings
i see eithe unknowen caller or XXXXX co.
if they arnt a co. i want to talk to , i pick up the phone .. then just hit numbers non stop for about 45 seconds , then hang up.

i'm going to start sending back the junk mail  ;D

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2004, 07:19:32 pm »
why not just use the do not call list?

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2004, 07:24:31 pm »
why not just use the do not call list?
Wheres the fun in that...Also dont forget to scribble w/ a sharpie over the black lines on the postage payed envies.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2004, 07:52:18 pm »
why not just use the do not call list?

  • The list has a sign-up window, outside of that window, you can't get on it
  • The list is for 2 years - if you forget to sign up again, you can be called
  • The list doesn't apply to political telemarketers
  • Political telemarketers WILL call you eventually
  • The list doesn't apply to junk mail
  • You WILL get junk mail - as sure as you will die, you WILL get junk mail
  • Companies you choose to do business with will use that to send junk from others or themselves
  • While you may be on the list, they can still call you, you have to work to prosecute them
  • Perhaps you missed the OVERRIDING point of this all.  It's a humorous story.  What's your telephone number?  I'd like to sell you a sense of humor



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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2004, 08:05:31 pm »
Thanks for the tips Drewkaree!

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2004, 08:07:08 pm »
What kind of market are the tele dudes aiming at where you guys live?

Is it useful gear? I can be talked into all kinds of weird stuff that I don't want or need...

Living the delusional lifestyle.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2004, 08:15:03 pm »
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What's your telephone number

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2004, 09:03:21 pm »
  • Perhaps you missed the OVERRIDING point of this all.  It's a humorous story.  What's your telephone number?  I'd like to sell you a sense of humor
;) ;D 8) :P :angel: :police:

Ok, DrewKaree, this is a recurring "thingy" in your posts, you offer to provide others with a sense of humor.

What else do you have?  I'd like will power, long lasting hard, er, things, and oh yeah, fresh breath.

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2004, 09:27:22 pm »
Will power - I sell that.  Pencil and paper.  I'll help you word your will, you CAN have the power!

as for the "er" things, I sell that as well.  Take the pencil from my will power kit....my "er" kit includes scotch tape for you to tape your "er" to the pencil

Fresh breath is overrated.  You don't need to interact with others, they're all just going to give you problems.  Get a pen pal.  Interestingly enough, my pencil will help you correspond with said pen pal. 

Basically, I sell pencils.  Packaged into whatever "kit" you require.

They kicked me out of the airport, so now I sell pencils over the phone  ;D 
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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2004, 09:43:17 pm »
I like to say, in a perfect American accent, "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't speak English."

The best was the first time.  The guy said, "But you're speaking English."  And I said, "Yeesssss."  So he started talking again and I interupted saying, "Oh....sorry, I don't speak English."  And he said, "But....you're speaking English."  And I said, "Yes....I know."  And he hung up.

The rest of the times they've just hung up immediately.
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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2004, 10:38:19 pm »
Will power - I sell that.  Pencil and paper.  I'll help you word your will, you CAN have the power!

Your pencils aren't wanted here.  You are exposed!

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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2004, 04:27:44 am »
If I have time I act like I'm interested and I see how long it takes them to hang up on me.

I talked to this woman for 20 minutes. She was selling a time share in Florida.


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Re: Tips for Telemarketers
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2004, 10:07:14 am »
I don't get any telemarketer calls now that I'm on the do not call list........I do miss messing with them.......I allways asked them (man or woman) "will you merry me? we could make a life together here in my mom's basement"  they'd allways hang up after that..........

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« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2004, 10:18:52 am »
everytime I get a telemarketer I tell them to hold on and hand the phone to my wife. Man does she get pissed. but its good times
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« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2004, 11:11:12 am »
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Thanks, but it's too late.  We're having a girl.

Have you considered naming her "Paige". You might as well, it seems like every other little girl I meet is named Paige.
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« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2004, 11:12:57 am »
LOLOMG @ Paige.

No, her name is Kira Helen.

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« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2004, 06:22:33 pm »
Peale, you were speaking of the Dove Foundation, yes?

That's CRAZY the practices of some of those telemarketers.

I used to sell magazines over the phone when I was a kid - talk about a soul-sapping job  :-\

It takes a different kind of human being to do that job.
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« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2004, 12:52:58 am »
Peale, you were speaking of the Dove Foundation, yes?

Indeed I was.  I had no idea I was talking to a machine that first time.

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