Awesome Browser MMPORG : Kingdom of Loathing

[Sephroth57]

cool xar i will have to get that needle. I been leveling up mosquito up at the arena for a little bit i think hes 8lbs now. i got him kinda late, didnt get him till lvl 5 , im 6 now.

oh yeah it was awesome i was in the chat room and some guy just gave me some hell ramen and meat. those hell ramen own!


btw whats the best thing to do with my dry noodles? should i just sell them on the flea market or should i try to make some uber food with them?

[rampy]

cool xar i will have to get that needle. I been leveling up mosquito up at the arena for a little bit i think hes 8lbs now. i got him kinda late, didnt get him till lvl 5 , im 6 now.

oh yeah it was awesome i was in the chat room and some guy just gave me some hell ramen and meat. those hell ramen own!


btw whats the best thing to do with my dry noodles? should i just sell them on the flea market or should i try to make some uber food with them?

if you are a pasta mancer (i forget who is what) cook with them to make your own dishes to eat (and give the surplus to the clan stash or el bucle for selling at the store)  or just donate the raw dry noodles to the clan stash and we'll make good use of 'em =)

I added a tanning bed to the gym  for the whining thieves... and the clan paid for some moxy training for everyone!

rampy

BTW XAR you can geth needle if you enter your familiar into the cake arena and win 10 times... (which is 10 adventures and 1000 bucks so maybe it's break even to get it at the mall)

*shrug*

[rampy]

oooh! I got a crimbo stocking... I don't even want to  open it...

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December 25
Like the opposite of a thief in the night, Father Crimbo swung by each and every campsite in the Kingdom and left a little surprise. Check the miscellaneous section of your inventory.
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Merry crimbo everybody, and to all a good meat!

[DarkKobold]

Your stocking has egg nog, a candy cane, a ginger bugbear, and A present - my present was a bow and a tiny sword thingie.

Also to everyone - search for Hell Ramen in the mall -  for 10 meat you get 16+ adventures, 20+ moxie strength and magic, 20+ meat.

[xar256]

ACT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!

In the mall there is a store I just found that is having a Merry Crimbo Sale.

[abrannan]

Your stocking has egg nog, a candy cane, a ginger bugbear, and A present - my present was a bow and a tiny sword thingie.

Also to everyone - search for Hell Ramen in the mall -

[Sephroth57]

i sold my bow i got in my stocking for 900k in the trade channel! woot

[mnm1200]

Anyone see http://kolmelion.sourceforge.net/ ?

[rampy]

i sold my bow i got in my stocking for 900k in the trade channel! woot

checks the clan's meat stash contribution log... hmm... 

[Sephroth57]

man if you didnt sell your stocking hold on to it, theyre selling for like 3 mill. wish i didnt open mine!!

[Setabs]

 >:(Man my --I'm attempting to get by the auto-censor and should be beaten after I re-read the rules-- is  getting owned in everthing except the haiku dungeon, outskirts of knobs cob, haunted pantry and and some other place.  Every time i adventure off into a new section that opens up for me i get owned.  I died like 3 times yesterday in like 15 adventures.  For those feeling the effect of goof balls or poison you could go to the gym and work it out.  helped me increase muscle easily.

[DarkKobold]

Wow, this game is addictive.

Rampy, any objections to my second character joining the clan? My karma has always been above 500!

[Sephroth57]

yeah i think im gonna end up making a 2nd char, i want to keep playing but i run out of adventures!

[rampy]

I'm not sure multi is such a good idea... i'd check the kol code of conduct...

I'm not sure how you guys don't have any adventures...

I start off with like 43, I drink my way to almost 70 adventures...

chow down on 3 chow mein and that's almost a 100 more...

*Shrug*

rampy

[ChadTower]

Where do you get the chow mein?  I have trouble getting food.  i'm level 4.

[Sephroth57]

you gotta buy it or make it. im assuming you started before christmas eve right? just sell your stocking if you didnt open it, or if you did you can sell your bow for like 800k. then you can buy all the hell ramen and chow mein you want.

i will send you a chow mein to help out

[Sephroth57]

I'm not sure multi is such a good idea... i'd check the kol code of conduct...

I'm not sure how you guys don't have any adventures...

I start off with like 43, I drink my way to almost 70 adventures...

chow down on 3 chow mein and that's almost a 100 more...

*Shrug*

rampy

well i run out cause im addicted and i sit here at work and use up my adventures in like 40 minutes and then i got nothing to do, i just got the iron liver i drink a bunch of salty dogs and eat hell ramens but i still use em all up.

multiing is allowed you just not supposed to really give your other chars items directly

[ChadTower]

you gotta buy it or make it. im assuming you started before christmas eve right? just sell your stocking if you didnt open it, or if you did you can sell your bow for like 800k. then you can buy all the hell ramen and chow mein you want.

i will send you a chow mein to help out

Thanks.  I did open my stocking, used the stuff, but I believe I still have the bow because I don't know what to do with it.  What is it?

[Sephroth57]

enter chat, type /c trade    to go to the trade channel. the price has went down a little bit since christmas day, but you can easily sell a bow for 700k. just say in the trade channel selling a bow for 700k , mine sold very quickly for 900k but that was the day they came out.

its used in meatsmithing, you can combine something with it to make a bowstaff, which is part of the new tuxedo outfit, its not really good but veterans with lots of cash collect that kind of stuff so youre better off just selling it

[ChadTower]

Okay, dumb question, but where tf is the chat?   

[Generic Eric]

Okay, dumb question, but where tf is the chat?   

You can see it on the right pane.  You need to pass a literacy test though...I don't remember how the chat is displayed before passing the test.

[ChadTower]

I may be failing the test by asking, but where is the test?

FOUND IT.

It took me three tries to pass the test.

[Sephroth57]

there ya go, now youre set for youre life as a newbie unless you waste it on something dumb =p

i recomend buying a few hell ramens / knob sausage chow meins from the mall. im not sure what the best drinks are but for mages salty dogs are really good. also dont forget to upgrade your weapons and stuff

[abrannan]

For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.  Get the following items:

Frilly Skirt
Empty Meat tank (Use the knollish toolboxes to see what's in them, you'll eventually get an empty meat tank)
Meat stack (Make from 100 meat)
Spring,
Sprocket
Cog

Combine the spring, sprocket and cog to make a sprocket and cog assembly
Fill the meat tank with the meat stack
Combine the sprocket assembly with the full meat tank to make a meat engine
Combine that with a frilly skirt to make a clockwork housekeeper.
Install the clockwork housrkeeper at your campsite for 4 extra adventures per day.

[Sephroth57]

nice! also the imitation watch from the crimbo stocking adds 3 adventures a day also

[ChadTower]

For more adventures, adventure in Degrassi Knoll.

[Shape D.]

three day weekends rock, showed up to find 172 adventures and 2400 meat

[Shape D.]

3 day weekend plus what i get for today, so 4 days

[Luxury]

just sold a tiny plastic sword i got from crimbo stocking for 2.5mil.  yay! 

[Raleigh]

just sold a tiny plastic sword i got from crimbo stocking for 2.5mil.  yay! 

I think I will hang on to mine.  It appears to have more usefullness then a pile of meat.

[Sephroth57]

rampy my new character Eclipsed is going to be applying to the clan

[Shape D.]

rampy my new character Eclipsed is going to be applying to the clan

Don't you already have a charechter in the clan?
Having more than one charechter gaining the 500 meat per day bonus off the same clan seems like it would violate the policies of loathing.

[ChadTower]

What is this 500 meat per day of which you speak?

[Shape D.]

What is this 500 meat per day of which you speak?

After I singed up for the clan I've been getting three extra adventures a day, and 500 meat per day.

[ChadTower]

Nice... membership has its benefits.

[Sephroth57]

the extra meat comes from the meat tree bonus.

and i looked up the policies, youre not allowed to make "mules" basicly to use up all their adventures aquiring items to give to your "main". as long as they are 2 active real characters, they have no problem with multi accounts

[ChadTower]

Anyone who has passed the literacy test should already know this! 

[Sephroth57]

yeah i just usually have lots of down time at work this time of year, so i need more adventures to kill the time. My new guy is a seal clubber, totally different feel than a pastamancer. Right now on my mancer, all i do is fight with spells i havent used my weapon in a while. Mainly because im fighting in areas that I can barely survive in but my best spell right now hits for like 40+ damage so it usually 1 shots them if they dont kill me first


Edit:  btw anyone know a good drink for strength/adventures?

[Shape D.]

  It still seems shady to me
But I'm not in charge

[Raleigh]

My opinion is that we do not allow multis in the clan.  Let the multis join or start a different clan, no big deal.

It would be nice to see another wave of BYOAC'ers joining though.  We have lots to offer the new players, and it would be cool to see the clan grow with "NEW" members.

BTW:  Rampy, if we can have titles, put me down for "Door Greeter".  I have a friendly smile to welcome people in, and a firm handshake to let people know not to act up.