Firstly - Floyd, I'll miss ya. You never pissed me off, I always thought of you as a pleasant diversion, and worthy of taking time to post with - sometimes to joke with, sometimes to joke about, sometimes to entertain myself at your expense.
Never pissed me off though.
You'll know your self-image has developed in a healthy way when you can laugh at yourself, care JUST enough that you actually DID piss people off that you'd apologize instead of running away, and learn to love dealing with others no matter the subject. Just a tip, is all.
Secondly, this IS funny as all get out, if you can look at it objectively

How many people is enough?
I'd like to know how close (or over) I am.
Dartful, as always, kudos.