To use pain/suffering or death to sell your product always makes me think the product is inferior, that's why they use such shameless tactics when plugging their products.
fear is the number 1 selling pitch .. 90% of commercials will give you somthing that will prevent cancer , save your live "just in case" , keep you from loosing your job , keep you from going broke , keep germs , bad people , bad incets , or bad comments away from your family , or prevent some malady that never esisted before the product was made to fight it.
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