I'm a "no way I'm going out that day" type of guy, but, if you go out just to watch the crazies, it's can be lots of fun.
Try to get interviewed on TV. "I had the "Super terrific happy hour" DVD in my hand, but some big old LADY stole it!" Then, cry uncontrollably.
I MIGHT try to get one of those best buy emachines as a gift, but, I'm not getting there at 5am.
I once went to Walmart in Corydon Indiana the day after Christmas to check out the return lines for fun. There was some old dude returning a Christmas tree, with some tinsel still left on it

. They took it back. They should have told him to take a walk, but, they want his business next year too.

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