Ummm, yeah I was on that bike when it happened but I don't like to refer to it as a motorbike accident...... It's not like I dropped at high speed grinding the pegs and knee pads on the twisty's or hooning on the back wheel at 200km/h across the Harbor Bridge.
It was a simple but stupid case of being t-boned by a foolish woman who wasn't watching where she was going.
This was on the 17th of Feb this year while on my way to work. My bike came out much worse than me, at least they attempted to put me back together.

Ohh, by the way, the real purpose of your message, love the cocktails!