Alright, I'm giving this for Word, as I don't have Wordpad, so here goes.
Open up a new document.
Across the top, select the "insert" tab
Select "symbol". The "symbol" box will open
Change the font to "Webdings"
The character you are looking for is pretty much right in the center of all the symbols you have to choose from.
Single click to enlarge the character to see if that's the one you want.
Double click to insert the symbol into your document
Change font size as you see fit.
To change the spacing between men, highlight the guys you want to get a little closer together (click and drag over 'em)
Right click the highlighted area and select "Font"
Change spacing to "condensed" and change the "pts" to whatever looks best to you. Hit "OK" and you're good to go.
p.s. there's also a Blues Brothers-type guy in the upper right hand corner right next to the large black dot, and for your half-life, although it doesn't necessarily fit, there's an alien head (like alienware's logo guy) up a row and a bit to the right.