Are you kidding? "The Man" rules my work with an iron fist. I can't even create a shortcut much less do anything cool. If we go online, the webpages are prescanned for images and text that fits certain "patterns" and flag you for "investigation" by the tech nazis. No joke. They'll come into your desktop and write you messages to warn you the website you are viewing is not work related.
That's why I don't help them when I know why something isn't working. F 'em, if their so good, let them figure it out while I sneak in a nap. Little do they know that I've moved to the only computer at work with a hard drive and taken it over as the admin. I simply close the remote server crap and they think I'm doing something away from the desk. Then I fire up autocad and sketch control panel ideas
