I just heard it announced - Dan Blather will be announcing what candiate won Ohio on Thursday

Ya know, I think the American public was Rather Fonda that bumbling fool they voted for the first time! I'm thanking GOD that Rather will be retiring before the next election! It was annoying as all get out to hear him report, but it was fun as hell to see him up to his eyeballs in water, and he's bailing the boat with a teaspoon!
Hey Danny boy, mebbe that pride will go down a bit easier with a little Heinz on it!