WARNING!!!!
Don't watch Van Helsing at ALL!
It is the worst movie in 15 years.
If there was a bad scene in a movie, this move RE-DOES it, and does it worse.
**spoilers...if carrion can in fact BE spoiled**
Everyone swings on a line, including Frankenstein's Monster.
As if that wasn't enough, there is also a trapese scene.
Yes that's right folks, fighting on trapese!
Van Helsing we find out, is the fallen Angel Gabriel, who lost his memories, now a secret agent for the Vatican.
Now how bad is it? Don't answer yet, there's MORE!
Vampires lay eggs!
**pause for effect, then re-state**
Vanpires Lay eggs!
And in those eggs are um...dead gargoyals, that can only be brought to life, with the electricity that comes from inside of Frankenstein's Monster. I am not kidding!
Now how bad is it? Wait, we are just getting started!
Horse carraige scene right out of Speed.
Dead smiling down from Heaven scene right out of Lion King!
Dracula lives in a castle in a pocket dimension. (Right out of Dragon Ball Z?)
I am only scratching the surface, here, so let me just give you one more to chew on before you throw two hours of your life away.....
Van Helsing, the amnesiatic angel, secret agent, can only defeat Dracula by becoming a WEREWOLF. (Not to worry, Dracula of course has the cure in a vial hidden and guarded, deep in the dimensional-pocket shrouded castle!
These are all plot devices by the way, I haven't even touched on PLOT. That's where it gets really bad.