Chimp hacks eVoting machine...no kidding.

[mr.Curmudgeon]

You think the U.S. election is safe.....think again.
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/?q=node/view/114&PHPSESSID=04324389d7965c8799175fd99599b1a9

"The Diebold central tabulators use a program called "GEMS" that saves vote totals in Microsoft Access, a Windows-based database program.
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In the minute-long video produced by Black Box Voting, Baxter the chimp is shown deleting the audit log that is supposed to keep track of changes in the Diebold central tabulator, the computer and program that keeps track of county vote totals."

[size=-2]Right-wing translation available courtesy of Fox News: [/size] Link

[GGKoul]

Oh my God! The dead have risen and are voting Republican!  

[MAME nut]

I always thought prisoners and dead people voted for Democrats!!!!

 

[Mameotron]

I always thought prisoners and dead people voted for Democrats!!!!

 

No, no, just the homeless in Florida.
 
(dammit, I give up.  On with the smilies.)

[DrewKaree]

I always thought prisoners and dead people voted for Democrats!!!!

 

No, no, just the homeless in Florida.
 
(dammit, I give up.  On with the smilies.)

That's nothing, in Wisconsin, if you have a pack of smokes, you can get all the homeless people there to vote Democratic, and they won't even report on it (well, until it happens RIGHT ACROSS THE FRIGGEN STREET FROM THE LOCAL LEFTY NEWS STATION AND A CONCERNED CITIZEN BRINGS OUT HIS CAMCORDER...THEN they want to bring out their cameras and "get the whole story"  

TRY living in my state....I have a constant duct tape wrap just in case my head explodes