[quote author=shmokes link=board=6;threadid=23693;start=0#msg194241 date=1093547186Drew, were you holding someone else's hair over the toilet or were you keeping your own hair out? I ask because you may have just inadvertently exposed yourself as an in the closet, or at least ex-liberal. Conservative men can't grow their hair long!!!

I was a "hair holding assistant". I used to have long hair, but when I professed my allegiance to conservative values, I had to submit to the ritual head shaving. It was my concession, as I wasn't headed off to the monkey-suit and tie factory...it's hard to find one to go with my Birkenstocks!

I am hereby coming out of the closet: I'm here, I'm a steer (for those of you from Texas), now gimme a beer.
The hair holding always came in handy the next day when some young lass wanted to show her "appreciation for taking care of her last night". I may not be much to look at, but they always liked my personality