Lol, the .s were because he just said something very stupid, and it was too easy to insult 
James, you disappoint me.

Have you not learned to kick someone when they're down? Go hug a tree/lick a frog/save a whale, ya hippy long-hair!
You don't deserve to wear the moniker James StJames Jr

I'm done...I had to do those last few, otherwise it would have eaten at me for not following the general spirit, but I'm gonna do my part to let this die away.
James, thanks for the opportunity to be stupid for reasons OTHER than the normal ones I choose. My wife appreciates you giving me an outlet. I'm gonna go make her question those vows she made that one day!