Actually, this is the work site for this.....
Might I point you to the BYOCHD web site
(Build Your Own Coronary Heart Disease)
at:
WWW.MY CHEST HURTS.COM
or
WWW.IS MY LIFE INSURANCE PAID UP.COM
or
WWW.ILL NEED A LAXATIVE AFTER THIS.COM

I mean, I got chest pains just looking at this....