So, like....what if you didn't have a significant other? Would you just let them pile up, or switch to disposable?
I ask because your stance seems so ridiculous. It's just something that has to be done, and it sounds to me like you have dirty dishes that have been sitting in the sink for a very long time. Why don't you just get a soap dispensing sponge and just wash the dishes you use as soon as you finish with them? Get a glass of soda, drink it, and when you take the time to walk all the way back to the kitchen, instead of just setting it down, take 10 seconds and wash it.