Laptop, because you're a globe-trotting trend-setter. A millionaire playboy who uses his Kodak digital camera to take photos of all his plushie parties, all the while dressed in his otter costume. Even while yiffing with the other members, you need to know that your laptop is safe. So you've got anti-viral protection, because the laptop is connected to the 'net ALL the time. This is necessary to stream the video to your pr0n website, dedicated to the plush fetish.
LOL, quality

I bloody hate system tray icons. I hate getting a new PC at work, and the tray is filled with crap that does nothing useful, just wasting system resources.
I have 4 atm:
AVG Anti-Virus,
The 2 little computers that say you're connected,
The 'Safely Remove Hardware' thing (this always shows up when my ADSL modem is conected,
ADSL modem control panel thing.
It seems I have to have these (ok bar the virus thing), otherwise I would have zero
