Yeah, you know back when I was in programming classes and the dinosaurs roamed the earth I thought java was DOA. Both syntax and useability wise it takes the worst features of all the popular languages and wraps them together in a virus-like package.
I use the emulators, but anything that requires any power kind of chugs or crashes. The phones are acceptable enough for testing aside from the decision to use the mini usb connectors like on the xbox one controllers.... those things are only marginally smaller than micro usb yet their cables are much harder to find.
I've been side-loading stuff mostly. jsquirt is your friend.

In terms of choices for languages, I've been amazed at how much I can get away with just by using html5 and javascript along with a few javascript libraries. I mean it isn't useable for some of the stuff I'm going to do, but simple form-based apps.... they can be all web based.
Thanks for the replies guys.