I just love these posts. We have a wiki, and a pretty good search system on this site.
What ever happened to old fashion research?
Software questions in the software message boards ect.
It is not really that hard is it? If it is not, please explain it to me. 
What ever happened to not being a dick?
I built a MAME years ago. Control panel. Wired everything using CAT5. Designed a marquee. Bought every part. Did it all. I've gotten busier over the years. Heck, I'm only now getting a chance to get back to my OP. What wonderful responses.
It would've been relatively simple to answer. I wasn't looking for every answer in the book. Just some simple suggestions and the communities opinions on cocktail front ends and cool ideas for cocktail tables. And I made mention of a specific problem I was having for some unknown reason.
If you're the community leader and the overwhelming opinion matches yours, well, I guess 90% of Americans are stupid POS but, whatever nationality you -- ark -- are, you're in the upper % of being a dick.
Don't bother. I'll figure it out myself.